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The most informative thing ever

If I just drink rain water, will I be okay?

I wouldn't recommend an extended dose, might be acidic.

Why are capacitors so convoluted?

Because they need better lawyers

Why do mice click things?

Because they can't press them.

Why does my stomach growl with such ferocity?

Because they're is a wild badger living in your tummy.

What if some little kid gave you the "fuck me" eyes?

I'd sit him down and give him a 6 month training course on how not to be a little shit.

Coincidence?

I THINK NOT!!!

What if Corey's dad locked you in the basement and said he was gonna tear your butt, what will you do?

I'd ask him nicely if he could kindly not do that.

What if I told you?

That penguins had knees. Not penguin knees but actual human legs underneath their flesh.

What did the dead nigger baby say?

It said „ “

Do we live in a surface carried by a elefants which are carried by giraffs which are carried by a giant flying turtle? (seriously, what's that awsome movie called again? I wanna watch it again x'D)

Erm I have no idea what you're talking about Emsh.

Has Pr0oO ever been infiltrated?

Yes. By the awesome Sugar.

Am I posting too much to rank up?

Yes so stop posting

What's the square root of bananas?

The square root is potassium and DK.

Why is it illegal to swim in public toilets?

The government owns them.

What are tomatoes?

Tomatoes are actually the testicles of the plants they grow on.

How do I capture a snowman and keep him as a pet?

You gotta ram to fingers up his bum and show him dominance.

What if I gave you the "Fuck me eyes"?

I'd tell you that I don't swing that way and send you off on your merry way.

Why do the bells jingle all the way?

They're an unstoppable entity that will destroy anything.

What if Tom Hanks was in your room and woke you up at night to comfort you?

I would accept the comfort and then kick him out.

Why doesn't Santa get more advanced modes of travel?