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Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:32 pm
by Bradandez
Who's Aunt Bessie?

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:35 pm
by Master
I think it was Aunt Bessie. Yup: http://www.auntbessies.co.uk/

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:36 pm
by Bradandez
Is she nice?

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:37 pm
by Master
She has a huge empire of frozen pastries and other goods.

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:39 pm
by Bradandez
Do these frozen pastries let it go?

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:45 pm
by Master
To the oven? Certainly.

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:46 pm
by Bradandez
Do they die when they go into the oven?

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:46 pm
by Master
They bake, naturally.

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:47 pm
by Bradandez
but do they die?

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:52 pm
by Master
They make delicious dishes, or so I'm told.

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:56 pm
by Bradandez
Can you eat the dishes too?

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:57 pm
by Master
No, Brad. The cutlery will do things to you, unspeakable things.

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:59 pm
by Bradandez
What are these unspeakable things, you can't speak them so surely you can write them out?

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:03 pm
by Master
They are unconveyable.

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:05 pm
by Bradandez
Can you get them off the conveyor than?

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:10 pm
by Master
Nope, it's been belted.

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:11 pm
by Bradandez
Is the belt made out of leather?

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:11 pm
by Cairnie
Wait a minute you don't get Aunt Bessie products in America?!

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:12 pm
by Master
We don't get Chewy Chips Ahoy in the UK.

Re: Any questions on this board?

Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 9:14 pm
by Bradandez
Why isn't anyone else asking questions?