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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 7:34 am
by Bradandez
Because... airline food!
What if Jesus H. Christ was at the corner of your room screaming?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 7:48 am
by beebo44
Well I'd give him a nice pat on the back and then silently and slowly leave the room.
Why is your sig so mesmerizing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 7:48 am
by Bradandez
It's 100% Mexican.
What if an aliem was in your room messing with your shit at night?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 8:00 am
by beebo44
I'd be pretty surprised.
Why do you keep asking 'What if' questions?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 8:03 am
by Bradandez
Because... the aliems are what iffing.
What if Corey's Horny dad wanted you to get him a beer from the cellar?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 8:19 am
by beebo44
I would leave the house and never return.
Why are the aliems what iffing?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 9:15 am
by Bradandez
They're deaf. They communicate like that.
Why is Corey's Dad horny?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 12:25 pm
by beebo44
Because I still don't know who the fuck he is! Tell me Braddy!
What did the Pringle man do to deserve to be banished to a life on Pringles cans?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:39 pm
by rolesfamily
Because with a stache like that, you need punishment
My did my monitor break?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:41 pm
by Bradandez
Because the duck swam across the see.
When has "My" been a word to start a question off with?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:42 pm
by PluMGMK
Mecause me midn't move mis monitor menough.
Esrever ni gnihtyreve etirw yhw?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:43 pm
by rolesfamily
Because it's quicker
Why did I just rainbow text in my mind?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:43 pm
by Bradandez
It's because you supported Obama.
Would you fuck with a Sanksquatch?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:45 pm
by rolesfamily
Yes because of Sandshrews
Why do things do barrel rolls?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:46 pm
by Bradandez
There's a fix in them.
Would you fuck with Cory's Horny dad?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:48 pm
by rolesfamily
Yes because Brandandez loves the attention
Why are people talking about Christmas?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:49 pm
by Snagglebee
Because *creepy voice* I LIKE IT!
Why does the BoomWHAAWAWAWAW go like that?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:50 pm
by rolesfamily
Bath salts
Why does sitting at a computer make me thin?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:53 pm
by Bradandez
Because the microorganisms within are exercising whenever your body is still.
What if Paul Rudd died?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Dec 05, 2014 4:53 pm
by rolesfamily
Then I might know who he was
What if keyboards never existed?