Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 3:33 pm
a cat
What's an elevator?
What's an elevator?
Penis erection.
What's an underpants?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 3:36 pm
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 5:39 pm
Something which seems to confound many a superhero.
What is the purpose of a Spar?
What is the purpose of a Spar?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:41 pm
To Suspect Paralyze and Remember.
How do birds fly?
How do birds fly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 7:34 pm
Plain and simple? They appease the Physics Lord with their rhythmic flapping.
Why has LEGO endured over the many years?
Why has LEGO endured over the many years?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 7:37 pm
They make their bricks from the bricks of the brimstone of Satan's domain and mold them with the souls of the damned.
But how can birds flu?
But how can birds flu?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 7:39 pm
They appeased the Physics Lord, but angered the Biology Lord, thus came a dark curse.
How will they break it?
How will they break it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:34 am
By throwing a party at it.
Why does does wood get hard in the morning?
Why does does wood get hard in the morning?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:58 am
Well, it's colder in the morning, making things more solid.
But why did that enrage Liquid?
But why did that enrage Liquid?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:00 am
Because it insulted its mother.
Who is the President of the Melvin O' Hoolhand Fanclub?
Who is the President of the Melvin O' Hoolhand Fanclub?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:04 am
Why, none other than Melvin himself.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:06 am
No, it's past suppertime.
Why does Melvin O' Hoolhand get constantly bullied by his arch-nemesis, Fatzi McNazi?
Why does Melvin O' Hoolhand get constantly bullied by his arch-nemesis, Fatzi McNazi?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:13 am
He doesn't have a Millennium Rod.
Would you want a Millennium Rod?
Would you want a Millennium Rod?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 7:49 am
Not from a freaking Melvin.
What goes bump in the night, cries a hollow yell, and stares to seek fears?
What goes bump in the night, cries a hollow yell, and stares to seek fears?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:38 am
A Dalek.
Why do they like to elevate?
Why do they like to elevate?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 3:11 pm
Because it's better than being forever late, for their numerous appointments.
Why did I read "hollow yell" above as "yellow hell"?
Why did I read "hollow yell" above as "yellow hell"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 7:11 pm
Perhaps you've been out in the sun a bit too long.
Why do we have brainy specs?
Why do we have brainy specs?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 8:39 pm
To calibrate the flex wave rays to congojulate the relativity of our complex thinking system.
What gives off the odor of gasoline and pesky rodent droppings?
What gives off the odor of gasoline and pesky rodent droppings?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 8:34 am
Apple juice.
Why do we need lasers?
Why do we need lasers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:52 am
In order to protect the Grand Cheese.
If Billy eats twelve hands, while Sarah fries four hands, how many hands did Joe Biden grill?
If Billy eats twelve hands, while Sarah fries four hands, how many hands did Joe Biden grill?