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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:56 am
by Master
He got all feet and no hand, first come first serve, sadly.

Why do we integrate?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:59 am
by Pirez
Because otherwise there's no sign can anyone can become cosine in our society.

If I ate the F7 key on my keyboard and like it, is it New 'N' Tasty?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 11:02 am
by Master
Possibly, but it's more likely to taste of keys.

What is the function?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 9:58 pm
by PluMGMK
To sterilise in a covert manner all those who disagree with the expansion of the world's superpowers.

What is the hundredth derivative of the sine function with respect to a pomelo?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 10:12 pm
by NyaNyaLily
FINLAND!

What did boots do in the dora the explorer goes to club pinguin 420BlazeIt weed town episode?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 12:24 am
by Master
Put simply, they spontaneously combusted.

What was done with their ashes?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:05 am
by Bradandez
They were spread in Antartica.

Are you a freaking Melvin?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:49 am
by Pirez
Not quite yet. I need to pass the final test : a hug !

Are you 310,15 Kelvins?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 1:12 pm
by Master
7.8/10 too much Kelvin.

But why would that not dissuade Melvin?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 4:26 pm
by NyaNyaLily
Because yoghurt, of course!

Do you hate that moment when it rains fireballs out of your math homework?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 4:36 pm
by Master
Well, it makes an awesome excuse. Would have to have a camera or camcorder on hand, though.

Why do we come up with crazy excuses when we don't have our homework?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:53 pm
by PluMGMK
Because it shows creativity, and is therefore more academically valuable than the homework actually would have been.

Why is the Hurd so unpopular?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 10:55 pm
by Bradandez
Because it rhymes with turd.

Do you know who murdered Hankins Wilmer Dopplecopper?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:00 pm
by MrBadGuy
Maggie Simpson

When did the clock strike midnight?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:03 pm
by Snagglebee
There!

Does a superman super?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:04 pm
by MrBadGuy
yellow!

How many eggs are in a box of six eggs?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:31 pm
by Master
Well, I'm afraid I can only answer that with a question
How does one get a kettle and some string?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Feb 04, 2015 11:33 pm
by MrBadGuy
B&Q if I had to guess

Who has my embarrass?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 12:29 am
by Xenon
You're wearing them.

What is Professor Plum's favourite fruit?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 2:24 am
by Bradandez
An Anus Apple.

How come my parents don't hug me?