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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:03 am
by Pirez
Because Valentine's Day is coming and they need to practice hugging each other.
Why does a grammar?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:47 am
by Bradandez
A Grammar does how it do. It simply tries to survive as it works it way up in the food chain.
Why did you touch yourself?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:36 pm
by Master
I hurt my ankle.
Why do we dispel gasses?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:52 pm
by Hoozang
Because we need oil.
Why do we need oil?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:53 pm
by NyaNyaLily
So I clean my toes
How clean are your toes?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 8:54 pm
by Bradandez
Cleaner than Uranus.
How come my dreams are dead?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 9:02 pm
by Master
Because you didn't believe.
Why didn't you believe?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 9:03 pm
by Bradandez
They shot me.
A fly marrying a bumble bee, that's pretty funny, right?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 9:42 pm
by Master
Ooh, that's gonna hurt.
Why do mice disconnect?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 10:54 pm
by PluMGMK
They learn about the fate of their brethren in cruel human experiments, so feel they must disconnect from this world in order to live in good conscience.
Did this town exist before I was born?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 11:20 pm
by Master
Yup. But did it exist as itself?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 1:55 am
by MrBadGuy
Seven!
Why didn't my knee grow as big as my arm?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 2:03 am
by Bradandez
Because it was God's intention to equal out the limbs in a manner we cannot comprehend.
Why did my seventh wife leave me again?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 8:31 am
by Master
You tried giving her an axe.
Would it have gotten better if you gave her a sword?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 8:55 pm
by Bradandez
No, she was fatally afraid of Medieval objects as she thinks that era never happened.
Have you seen the sun, I can't find it when it's dark?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 9:01 pm
by Snagglebee
You need to clap twice so you can turn the sun back on!
How to turn off the moon though?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 10:18 pm
by PluMGMK
Simple, just use the world's combined energy to power a laser and blow it up. Nothing to it!
But then how do we turn it back on?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:01 pm
by Master
We do what Sonic does, and keep the front. (I still don't buy that)
Why do we go shopping?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2015 11:44 pm
by Bradandez
In order for us too not have too much money.
Does money go better with sandwiches?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2015 4:35 pm
by Hoozang
No, but if it's Subway, then yes.
What is life?