Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:51 pm**

You computed math.

I wish you would solve everything!

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:52 pm**

he did. he took care of all the humans too.. so in theory you should be dead.

I wish for a new hat

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:53 pm**

You get the Rainbow hat, but everyone goes blind.

I wish I wasn't blinded.

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:54 pm**

You are now seeable!

I wish you could hear well!

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:54 pm**

granted! you are now taste-less!

I wish my rainbow hat would shine even brighter!

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:56 pm**

It does, so much so the earth goes dark.

I wish to reboot the earth.

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:56 pm**

sure! but now you've gotta survive the dinosaurs.. good luck

I wish I had a dinosaur to ride on!

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:58 pm**

You do, but they're on a spaceship, and will be killed by a madman!

I wish the madman gets what for.

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:03 pm**

he does! but the spaceship with the dinosaurs will fly away now never to be seen again.

I wish I could fly

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:04 pm**

So you can, but then you touch the sky, and it collapses.

I wish the sky could be repaired.

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:39 pm**

It's repaired with glue and fall upon people.

I wish I had some tape.

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:40 pm**

You get tape, magnetic tape, go and back stuff up!

I wish I had a reliable External HDD.

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:42 pm**

Howard's Duck Detector. Very reliable I must say.

I wish I knew what you meant.

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:43 pm**

It stands for Hard Disk Drive, now forget it!

I wish you'd seen the special.

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:45 pm**

Indeed, My Little Pony was great.

I wish for my own Magic DEATH pony.

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:46 pm**

It happened before, you're causing a time paradox.

I wish you'd join me.

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:46 pm**

I am now your hat.

I wish we had cool adventures.

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:47 pm**

We travel about in time and space, but you've never seen it.

I wish you were amazed.

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:49 pm**

I think it's okay.

I wish to go to Neptune.

Posted: **Wed Nov 27, 2013 11:51 pm**

Go forth, but avoid the planet puns.

I wish there were no horrible planet puns.

Corrupt a wish!