Choose-your-own-adventure: Tales from the RPC

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 4
>> Enemy HP: 5

You are attacking for 3.
Enemy is also attacking you, for 1 damage.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Greeness]

1.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 3
>> Enemy HP: 2

You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is blocking.What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 3
>> Enemy HP: 2

You are attacking for 1.
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

3.

[Greeness]

3.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 3
>> Enemy HP: 1

You are blocking.
Enemy is attacking you, for 1 damage (BLOCKED).
What will be your next action?

1. Charge for a small attack (1 turn, 1 damage)
2. Charge for a heavy attack (2 turns, 3 damage)
3. Protect

[Harpic fraîcheur]

2.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 3
>> Enemy HP: 1

You are charging (2 turns left).
Enemy is blocking.What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

[Greeness]

1.

[LoveMetal]

>> Your HP: 3
>> Enemy HP: 1

You are charging (1 turns left).
Enemy is charging an attack.
What will be your next action?

1. Continue charging

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1.

[Greeness]

1.

[LoveMetal]

You won the fight!
You finally defeated the Garbage collector. A strange looking man comes to see you: "tHaNkS lOrI fOr DefEaTiNg ThE GaRbAgE cOlLeCtOr !§§§"

1. No problem but my name's not Lori...

[Greeness]

1.

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1, Great job, I couldn't do it without your help Ajax!

[LoveMetal]

"dO yOu LiKe BaNaNaS ?,,," says the faggot.
"Hold on, this summerfag is telling so much bullshit that liquid diarrhea splats outs of his mouth!" says the fart. "This must be a perfect fuel for the car, make him keep him talking!"

1. YeS I lIkE bAnAnAs

[Harpic fraîcheur]

1! Yay I like bananaaaaaas

[LoveMetal]

"tAkE It It'S aLl YoUrS!"
"Is ThIs ThE gOoD pLaCe FoR tHe DoOr GiVeAwAy ??????"
"PuT ShOe On YoUr HeAd!!!!"

1. Tell me more