Because he's Catholic and, like all Catholics, is ultimately connected to the Illuminati via the Jesuit Pope in Rome.
Why isn't the word "Illuminati" in Swype's dictionary?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2015 2:32 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
Because... Illuminatis governs the world, but we don't know..
Why Putin is Illuminati?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:20 am
by Bradandez
Because he PUT IN secret codes.
Where all them britches at?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:21 am
by Harpic fraîcheur
In a garage.
How is Jesus?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:59 am
by Bradandez
I heard he got nailed, mann.
Que paso con el y ella?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:03 am
by Harpic fraîcheur
وقال انه اصبح مسلم
What can we do against neighbors making noise during the night?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 11:17 am
by Pirez
Roll them in a carpet and smoK dem evriday!!
Where is my carpet gone?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 2:00 pm
by NyaNyaLily
I stole it
Why are there so many beer stains in the carpet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:43 pm
by Bradandez
Because an alcoholic is peeing in your house.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO, IF THE APOCALYPSE HAPPENED, IF THE WURLD ENDED!?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:47 pm
by NyaNyaLily
Probably playing video games
Why is 1+1 2?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:49 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
1+1 = 2 and 3-1 = 2. Coincidence? I don't think so. CHRdutch is illuminati confirmed.
Who are you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:50 pm
by NyaNyaLily
I'm batman!
Why do I have cookie clicker running in the background?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:51 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
Illuminati not confirmed.
Why cookies aren't Illuminati?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:56 pm
by NyaNyaLily
There are too many of them!
(7,493 trillion, I just bought 50 prisms)
Why are grandmas evil after one mind?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:00 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
Because they love terrorists.
Why I post a lot about Illuminati?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:10 pm
by PluMGMK
Because you're a member of the real organisation that rules the world and you're trying to distract us by putting up this Illuminati smokescreen. Isn't it obvious?
Why have I not yet had pancakes today?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:13 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
PluMGMK is Illuminati confirmed.
Why Master has an orange username?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:37 pm
by PluMGMK
Because he caught some strange fever and the inflammation spread into his computer, making his username swell up and redden. We are now all at risk!
Since this one wasn't responded to properly (at least I don't think it was):
PluMGMK wrote:Why have I not yet had pancakes today?
