Things Teensies Would Say

[Rsandee]

I have to go home and pet my dog.

[The Jonster]

I have to go make my magicer scepterer destroy Texas

Only for I have to go to play an uno reverse card

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go melt all the snow!

I have to go whine about why summer is the worst season!

Seems like everyone tbh. The faster people realise that nobody gives a fuck that they share a common opinion, the faster people will start to enjoy summer.

Considering how crippling my pollen allergy is and how common and torturous heat waves can get around here, you have no idea how sincere that statement actually was behind that joke and how little I care about any "common opinions"

[Greengoop]

Do you live in the South of France if you get heat waves then? We don’t get many heatwaves around here but the one in 2022 was hell, yikes. Maybe it’s just me fed up with hearing “unopopular opinion but summer is the worse season!” Wherever I look.

I have to go change my legal name from Summer to Winter

[Master]

Speak for yourself, every time it hits summer here I become a (moreso) moody git cause I can't think or function clearly cause of the stuffy heat. 2022 was particularly bad but in general it's not fun round here because the heat is twinned with high humidity, and it ain't fun drowning in your own sweat having not done anything.

Not that other seasons don't have their own drawbacks, but a season that should be amenable to touching grass, it makes it difficult sometimes.

[The Jonster]

Summer isn't the worst season anyways. Spring is!

I have to go sneeze into someone's face.

[Mortamon Saturn]

Do you live in the South of France if you get heat waves then? We don’t get many heatwaves around here but the one in 2022 was hell, yikes. Maybe it’s just me fed up with hearing “unopopular opinion but summer is the worse season!” Wherever I look.

I have to go change my legal name from Summer to Winter

Nailed it, and I'm specifically stuck in the parts that tends to get the highest numbers on the weather forecasts
I assume the UK must be much nicer than down here in the summers, but yup, I remember that specific year too for that one heat wave as it's the one that prompted me to make this silly video... despite the fact I was pretty near Paris back then! (But to be fair, we were in the top floor of an old appartment and so the heat would roast your flesh pretty nicely right under the roofs! )
It can the prettiest season in the right place, but in the wrong one, you can't help but hate it with all of your soul... especially when your own body has a very similar experience regarding plants' mating season!

But I get ya, people do meme this season to hell (pun intended, if you remember the summer lovers "So glad there's no snow" meme ).
Things get old quick when you see them repeated constantly... and especially every single day when all your family members and coworkers suddenly realize out of the blue: "Il fait chaud !" [ = "Crikey, it do be pretty hot in this fine day, innit chaps?"]

Speak for yourself, every time it hits summer here I become a (moreso) moody git cause I can't think or function clearly cause of the stuffy heat. 2022 was particularly bad but in general it's not fun round here because the heat is twinned with high humidity, and it ain't fun drowning in your own sweat having not done anything.

Not that other seasons don't have their own drawbacks, but a season that should be amenable to touching grass, it makes it difficult sometimes.

Gosh, just mix high humidity with extreme dryness that give you constant nosebleeds, and you have my typical experience of summer there!
It destroys your mood, your energy, your focus, your productivity... and in a matter of hours, it turns you into a slimy abomination that smells as pleasant as a corpse, groaning and begging to consume brains a drink!

Ever since I met the local friendly bugs and trees, I have evolved into a hardcore autumn apologist especially when it comes to touching grass (tiger mosquitoes and asian hornets, my favourite typically French fauna!)
(And winter just sucks here as it's oddly extreme despite the area, and the monthly electricity bills for the heating systems can eat your bank account faster than 12 consecutive Steam sales! )

Summer isn't the worst season anyways. Spring is!

I have to go sneeze into someone's face.

My capriciously allergic nose and the intense phobia in me regarding flying stinging bugs -which I may or not be deathly allergic to thanks to genetics- almost agrees with you!



I have to go hijack another thread with discussions on random stuff!

[Steo]

I have to go put nails in my coffee.

[PluMGMK]

I have to go write a new bytecode interpreter for NVIDIA firmware just to make Windows 3.1 boot

No, I'm not going to do this, but the idea came from a very real corner of my mind…

[The Jonster]

I have to go participate in Hell’s Kitchen.

[Steo]

I have to go participate in Hell’s Kitchen.

"Why the fuck would you put nails in the coffee!" (sounds like something Ramsay would say).

I have to go feed my woofers.

[Greengoop]

You guys seem all over that quote in the discord server.

I have to go cook my chicken on my overheating PHAT PS3 (and maybe drag it in the dust for a bit of seasoning! )

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go launch into the skies with my PS4 Pro's jet-engine!

[Rsandee]

I have to go find the lamb sauce.

[The Jonster]

I have to go tell you IT'S FUCKING RAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WPTheModder]

I have to go call somebody an idiot sandwich!

[Mortamon Saturn]

I have to go steam a good ham!... Whoops, wrong reference

[EdgyRabbid]

I have to go get propane and propane accessories…

[The Jonster]

I have to go fetch my aurora borealis.

[Steo]

I have to go get 2 gigabit internet so I can play my PS3 over Wi-Fi.