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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:22 pm
by Eren
Because HL3 will never be confirmed

are those creatures kids or squids?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:36 pm
by Hoozang
They are abominations, end of story telling.

What is love, baby hurt me?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:36 pm
by NyaNyaLily
Babies are dangerous, stay away from them.

Why is dust slowly taking over?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:03 am
by stan423321
Because it's lazy.

Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:04 am
by Serza5
I beleive it's the swapped swatch

Why can't I spell?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:06 am
by PluMGMK
You can, it's everyone else who's wrong.

Why aren't there ironic typoes in this post?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:07 am
by Bradandez
Because I'm the breast.

Where's the mailman?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:08 am
by GNineify
crashing through your fucking door

what shall i eat tonight ???

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:09 am
by Serza5
Your boobs

Why do I smell?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:10 am
by ikke471
your boobs (again)

Where has my rum gone? *hic*

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:19 am
by stan423321
Elsewhere.

What is the primary difference between man and mandible?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:20 am
by Master
Mandibles are edibles.

But are they credible?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:20 am
by Serza5
A mandible has no dick

Why are you lot so horny?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:20 am
by ikke471
well I am controlled by my peen so that's a thing

seriously though who took my rum?!

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:20 am
by Bradandez
Because I will never find someone to share my life with.

What's a Jew?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:21 am
by Master
It was me, dear old chum.

But why, was I so dumb?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:21 am
by ikke471
cuz you're a drunk

where can I get more?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:21 am
by Serza5
in yer stomach

why do I have no drink?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:22 am
by Bradandez
Here.

Why does no one reply to my Sexual Congress thread?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2015 12:22 am
by Master
Because, I in my mischief, poured it down the sink.

But why did I then slink?