Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:29 pm**

When Rayman drinks the Elixir of Life and spits in Clark's face.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:30 pm**

When Rayman actually becomes real.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:30 pm**

When Rayman thinks his body is an eggplant and starts eating it.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:30 pm**

When Rayman isn’t real anymore.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:33 pm**

When you accidentally drive your Walking Shell into another shell and you witness their rather explosive manner of greeting each other

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:34 pm**

When Rayman reveals he was never British.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:36 pm**

When Rayman's hands scare a Red Lum again because you didn't get a perfect score in Rayman 3's levels.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:36 pm**

Greengoop wrote: Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:30 pm When Rayman actually becomes real.

and gets limbs

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:37 pm**

When rayman literally just becomes an elbow.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:38 pm**

Elbom macaronit for me to eat?

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:39 pm**

When rayman changes his name to reymen because you talk about him too much.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:39 pm**

When a Livingstone drops a plum on you and uses you as a platform.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:40 pm**

When Rayman realizes his organs are also limbless, and he dies because nothing circulates between them!

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:41 pm**

When Rayman surfs you instead of surfing the plum.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:42 pm**

when the plum surfs you instead of rayman

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:43 pm**

When you surf Rayman instead of the plum.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:43 pm**

When you are both Rayman, the plum, and reality.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:44 pm**

When in Soviet Russia, Plum rides you!...

Oh wait, this is turning into the wrong format heh?

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:44 pm**

When instead of breaking the physics of the game, you break your bones trying to figure our how to get your hands in Rayman 3.

Posted: **Fri Aug 29, 2025 11:47 pm**

when instead of figuring out how to get your hands back, you accidentally break your legs while playing rayman arena in the matrix stage

You know you suck at Rayman when...