Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sun Dec 03, 2017 3:50 am**

Superpowers that are bought online are cheap and cannot be trusted.

Why can't geometrical shapes agree with each other?

Posted: **Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:55 am**

because they hate each other

What would happen if you had every lazer in the world

Posted: **Sun Dec 03, 2017 5:08 am**

We would all be compact discs.

Why do alarm clocks go "off" when they actually turn on?

Posted: **Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:56 am**

Because people are stupid.

Why does it snow in winter but not rain?

Posted: **Sun Dec 03, 2017 11:40 am**

Because when it rains, it's not in winter.

Why do we say refriGerator without a D and we say friDGe with a D?

Posted: **Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:49 pm**

One of the two letters Don't feel safe in a big environment.

Why is it called a "Drive Through" When you have to stop?

Posted: **Sun Dec 03, 2017 1:53 pm**

so people can get confused why its called a drive though

Posted: **Sun Dec 03, 2017 2:32 pm**

Don't forget to ask a stupid question.

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called green or a lemon called yellow?

Posted: **Sun Dec 03, 2017 4:11 pm**

because lime is not a color

why do people claim hot dogs are made of dogs?

Posted: **Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:40 pm**

They don't know what "Frankfurter" means.

Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2017 5:15 pm**

Yes, because gravity makes you fall down.

Why don't things fall up instead of falling down?

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:39 pm**

Laws of Physics dictate that it is the first law in their book.

If you write a book about failure and it doesn't sell.... Is this called "success"?

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:15 pm**

No, because its name is still Failure.

Is Patrick Star called Patrick Star because he's a star? (like in the universe)

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:30 pm**

Yes, because Everyone knows him.

If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:35 pm**

Because it's legal to shoot them.

Is Kermit the Frog an instrument?

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:40 pm**

No because there is no black lum Inside him.

Cannibals can't eat clowns because They taste funny?

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 10:50 pm**

No, because they hate the smell of them.

Is Wheatley made of wheat?

Posted: **Sun Dec 31, 2017 11:29 pm**

No. Because Portal does not sell bran flakes.

Do blind people feel 'Love at First Sight'?

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:33 pm**

No,they won't be to see anyone without glasses

Why do people nitpick over the most trivial of things?

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2018 4:36 pm**

Because they pick the nits.*ba dum tss*

Why can't people get over things?

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!