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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2018 11:25 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Because They can't vault over something in the past.
Why are people In Japan either a ten year old girl or a monster? (lame anime joke of mine.)
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2018 8:29 pm
by Aaron
I don't know, but what if you combine the ten year old girly thing with her also being a monster inside? That's a ten year old monster!
Why are people so naive?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2018 3:35 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Because They were young and unexperienced.
Why can't "Force" mean "Four times"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 3:02 pm
by Pirez
Because then "Star Wars : The Force Awakens" would be called "Star Wars : Rey takes three naps a day thus awakens four times, the lazy sandbum"
What would happen if Reddit was president?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 8:27 pm
by Aaron
It would post 50/50 topics.
What would happen if Lucasfilms Ltd directed Spongebob?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2018 12:33 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Spongebob would be in a Death Star Trench rather than being underwater.
Why is there no action or violence in Fruit Punch?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:22 pm
by Thebananacrafter!
because it was a beverage and it couldnt beat up the burnt cdrs that's why :/
is the engineer a spy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 3:38 pm
by NyaNyaLily
No, the spy is a double agent.
Can you type "Lamasticot" with your eyes closed?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:22 pm
by WizardMinecraft
Because they don't like change
Why do people think rick and morty makes you smarter?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 1:12 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Because they don't know Real stars as shrinks in the stars. That was lame.
Why does Sepiroth has a sword as long as the hair?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:07 pm
by Aaron
Because he doesn't.
Why couldn't our ancestors invent flying cars and time machines?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:08 pm
by PluMGMK
Isn't it obvious? They did, but then used their time machines to hide all the evidence in an as-yet-unreached future.
Will there ever be a rainbow?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 3:37 am
by WizardMinecraft
If you blink, you'll miss it.
Why does children nowadays try to be as edgy as possible.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:18 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Because they slept on the wrong side or edge of the bed.
Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Feb 01, 2018 12:53 pm
by Lil_DRE
Because that's what Osama Bin Laden decided
¿What happens if I eat myself from head to toe?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 12:26 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Then you disappear out of sight.
Why is a boxing ring square?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 4:58 am
by Lil_DRE
Because the reality is that it is a pentagon.
¿If I throw a very powerful fart, can I destroy the fabric of space - time and travel where I want?
(Note the reference)
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 02, 2018 11:40 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Lil_DRE wrote:¿If I throw a very powerful fart, can I destroy the fabric of space - time and travel where I want?
(Note the reference)
No. You will just find a mastermind to be actually a crude hand puppet.
If you tried to fail and you succeeded, which have you done?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 1:54 am
by PluMGMK
You've succeeded in formulating an ill-posed problem, the solution of which will almost certainly lead to chaos.
Will the universe blow up if I add too much salt to my pasta?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2018 2:03 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Ruined perfectly good spaghetti is bad for everyone so bad it leads to detonating a Hydrogen bomb.
Why is the time of the day with the slowest traffic called "Rush Hour"?