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Because of all the panic that it creates and makes you want to rush.

What if the universe was a giant flying pig?

Because the ghost of President John F. Kennedy caused that anomaly.

If I touch a pan with burning oil, do I freeze completely?

No, you go into heaven.

What would happen if the sun and the moon combined?

Then there will be rain and thunderstorms on sunny days with no clouds.

Why do Kamikazes wear helmets?

Because they do not want to be disheveled when their body is disintegrated by the explosion, so their ghosts will have style forever.

Why when I eat bread, my body becomes amorphous?

Because bread is a magic circuit in disguise.

Why don't we roll in Rock and Roll?

Because Phil Collins does not want us to destroy our reality

Why do I get anal prolapses in my ears?

It's safer than getting an anal probe.

Why is chili hot when it sounds like something cold?

Because your brain does not know how to solve such a riddle, causing a cerebral hemorrhage.

Is it possible to play Bingo with Hitler and that I beat him?

N0. Cause Bingo will then be invented by someone else.


Why is there someone named after a town?

Because the one who named her had cheesing before.


Can I eat by the ears and then vomit by the fingers?

Yes, but it's hazardous.

What if Microsoft Sam was an e-mail service?

Then we will have e-mail that has a mouth and can speak.

Why do we call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?

Because the sand is a fast runner but when it gets tired it becomes a slow runner, resulting in it being a "slow sand".

Why don't we measure literature in liters?

Wrong language. We don't use Greek "λίτρα"s, we use the Latin version, "libra"s. Or rather "liber"s, books. Wait, what do you mean, they're unrelated??

Will I ever be able to bring myself to say "referendums"?

Yes, but you'll have to vote as soon as you say it.

Will there ever be flying octopuses in the future?

Yes, if "Space Invaders" come to life.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over cities they would be named citygulls.

How many 2nd floors are there in a hotel?

Uncountable.

Why are there no bananas as police officers yet?

Because if there were more bananas than cops, reality would make a kind of space-time rupture where the alternative universes would merge with ours creating a definitive Universe where the Fictitious, the Paranormal and the Real would have a connection between them, which it would take us to live with ghosts, demons, Anime girls, Mechas , ancient Gods among other things, causing the total destruction of what exists in only 5 minutes from this primordial event.

Why can not I bleed because of my hair?