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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:33 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Lil_DRE wrote:Because if there were more bananas than cops, reality would make a kind of space-time rupture where the alternative universes would merge with ours creating a definitive Universe where the Fictitious, the Paranormal and the Real would have a connection between them, which it would take us to live with ghosts, demons, Anime girls, Mechas , ancient Gods among other things, causing the total destruction of what exists in only 5 minutes from this primordial event.
That would be a dream come true, actually.
Because then your heart will grow a wig.
Does "Radioactive" mean that we should stay active near radios?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:12 pm
by Aaron
Yes, but for those that are not active, they will make the universe and the solar system to implode.
Is a "decibel" called a decibel because we measure it in decimeters?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:18 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
It probably is if you use a scale while hearing unsafe sounds.
Why can't computer keyboards be actual boardgames?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:26 pm
by Aaron
Because the keyboard is not a chess board.
Why did the sheep steal the cheese?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 10:30 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
To get a better dairy product rather than goat cheese.
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 6:07 pm
by Harpic fraîcheur
Yes, it's always written "fucker" on my sigs.
Why are you even born ?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:03 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Because sexual intercourse is actually karma unless you are created abstractly.
Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:22 pm
by Aaron
Because w had a breakup with one and is silent in two because he hates the number two.
Can you say "Good Knight" to people without people actually realizing what you did?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:25 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Yes, unless their heads are stuck inside helmets.
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:32 pm
by Aaron
Because the watch can't count.
Is GLaDOS called GLaDOS because she's a "GLad" OS? *ba dum tss*
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:36 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Only if she is happy about her job in a Computer-aided Enrichment Center.
Why is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:50 pm
by Aaron
Because your brain is confused in telling when day and night is, so it swaps them.
Why can't I think of any stupid questions right now?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:54 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Because stupid questions are outlaws in the brain cells.
How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:00 pm
by Aaron
You light up your lamp.
Sorry, I don't have the time to write more stupid questions right now.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:09 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Aaron wrote:Sorry, I don't have the time to write more stupid questions right now.
That's alright. I'll take it from here.
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:17 pm
by PluMGMK
'Tis a contraction of "built thing".
Aaron wrote:Sorry, I don't have the time to write more stupid questions right now.
That's not really in the spirit of things, is it? If you don't have a question, just let someone else answer.
R4Y_ANC3L wrote:Why is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in "two" and we don't use it?
I have to say, this is not a stupid question, but quite a good one. But this isn't the place to answer it properly! (Even if the "proper" answer is arguably stupid, as I say, the question itself isn't stupid!)
Can the extended complex plane be represented by a "Rayman sphere"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2018 11:37 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Yes, if there are universal doors to galaxies of geometrical representations.
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is wrong?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 4:27 am
by Lil_DRE
Because everything is an hallucination caused by death in the shape of a rooster with a university jacket.
Is it possible to survive a fall of 2 centimeters?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 8:39 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
No. Because the bones can't take the abuse of accidental falls.
Can we spell "Creativity" however we want?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Sun Feb 11, 2018 9:02 pm
by Aaron
Yes, if you mean that you're creating something.
Why am I very intelligent?