You know you suck at Rayman when...

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:26 pm

When you start Rayman 2 as the League of Legends player version of Rayman that appears in the fake Cave of Bad Dreams ending

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:28 pm

How de we know that's not real though?

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:29 pm

When it is the canon ending to the Rayman series

Post by **DaveRattlehead** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:30 pm

When you don't even get the gold in the alternative ending.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:32 pm

When the alt ending has Rayman sleep forever

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:35 pm

When you get comfortable with not owning your Rayman games anymore. You will have no Tings and be happy!

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:40 pm

When you have negative balance from playing Rayman games repeatedly

RayGamer99 · Post by **RayGamer99** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:46 pm

When you forget how to use your telescopic fist when the Robo-Pirates invade. Oh wait…

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:47 pm

When you attempt to punch the robopirates but instead get a magic ball that curves away from them.

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:48 pm

When a bunch evil Lums invade the Glade, and you forget how to shoot magic balls with your fists!

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:49 pm

Hmmmm but that did happen in Rayman 3!

RayGamer99 · Post by **RayGamer99** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:50 pm

When you die by electrocution in the prison at the start of Rayman 2.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:50 pm

When the robo-pirates discover your escape

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:51 pm

The Jonster wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:49 pm Hmmmm but that did happen in Rayman 3!

And then imagine if Rayman would suddenly forget how to throw his fist altogether and just punch in melee! Wouldn't that suck?

When you stoop so low, that your only way to attack the Black Lums is to throw racist remarks at them

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:51 pm

Oh no not that!

When Rayman gets beat up by red lums masquerading as black lums

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:54 pm

When you boycott Rayman in protest for Ubi experimenting with the Rayman series instead of milking the Rabbids and Assassin's Creed!

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:55 pm

When you tell ubisoft to fuck themselves and then write #ubisoft#rayman4

RayGamer99 · Post by **RayGamer99** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:56 pm

When the Throttle Copter explodes after you bang your fist on it a couple times.

Post by **The Jonster** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:57 pm

When the lockjaw bites you in the ass

RayGamer99 · Post by **RayGamer99** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 2:01 pm

When the Shock Rocket turns around and tries to hit you in the face.

Say, hasn’t that happened before?

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