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When you start Rayman 2 as the League of Legends player version of Rayman that appears in the fake Cave of Bad Dreams ending

How de we know that's not real though?

When it is the canon ending to the Rayman series

When you don't even get the gold in the alternative ending.

When the alt ending has Rayman sleep forever

When you get comfortable with not owning your Rayman games anymore. You will have no Tings and be happy!

When you have negative balance from playing Rayman games repeatedly

When you forget how to use your telescopic fist when the Robo-Pirates invade. Oh wait…

When you attempt to punch the robopirates but instead get a magic ball that curves away from them.

When a bunch evil Lums invade the Glade, and you forget how to shoot magic balls with your fists!

Hmmmm but that did happen in Rayman 3!

When you die by electrocution in the prison at the start of Rayman 2.

When the robo-pirates discover your escape

The Jonster wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 1:49 pm Hmmmm but that did happen in Rayman 3!

And then imagine if Rayman would suddenly forget how to throw his fist altogether and just punch in melee! Wouldn't that suck?



When you stoop so low, that your only way to attack the Black Lums is to throw racist remarks at them

Oh no not that!

When Rayman gets beat up by red lums masquerading as black lums

When you boycott Rayman in protest for Ubi experimenting with the Rayman series instead of milking the Rabbids and Assassin's Creed!

When you tell ubisoft to fuck themselves and then write #ubisoft#rayman4

When the Throttle Copter explodes after you bang your fist on it a couple times.

When the lockjaw bites you in the ass

When the Shock Rocket turns around and tries to hit you in the face.

Say, hasn’t that happened before?