You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Mortamon Saturn]

When the Shock Rocket is used as the tool during your colonoscopy and that's what the Missile Command minigame was actually about

[The Jonster]

When you try to vortex a mirror and it hits you, shrinking you and a hoodlum stomps on you

[Dumbo TV]

When your friend that never played Rayman beat your ass in kung foot...

[PluMGMK]

When the Shock Rocket is used as the tool during your colonoscopy and that's what the Missile Command minigame was actually about

Oh jinkies, that's a mental link I can't unmake

Of course it's entirely possible that, like after a colonoscopy, I'll simply forget this entire experience after I lose consciousness at the end of RD

[Mortamon Saturn]

When you're introduced to the Heavy Metal Fist through La Fistinière.
(OK, let's not get deeper into those jokes )

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When lum counter becomes broken.

[Mortamon Saturn]

When the Shock Rocket is used as the tool during your colonoscopy and that's what the Missile Command minigame was actually about

Oh jinkies, that's a mental link I can't unmake

Of course it's entirely possible that, like after a colonoscopy, I'll simply forget this entire experience after I lose consciousness at the end of RD

Sorry for permanently embedding this tragic thought into your head, hopefully the aftermath of RD will make you forget!
At least, it'll never be worse than playing the actual colonoscopy level from System Shock 2 released the same year as Rayman 2!


When you confuse the word "telescopic" with "colonoscopic"

[DaveRattlehead]

Rayman performing a colonoscopy... Wow

[The Jonster]

When a sinister shadow comes up behind you

[PluMGMK]

When you keep making Simpsons references on a forum that's supposed to be about Rayman

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When the Knaarens predict where you will always be.

[DaveRattlehead]

When you can't kill the Knaarens

[Mortamon Saturn]

When a sinister shadow comes up behind you

Dark Rayman: teleports behind you "Psssh... nothing personnel, kid..."


When Rayman is replaced by his shadow!

When you keep making Simpsons references on a forum that's supposed to be about Rayman

It's always has been about that!

[The Jonster]

When Rayman eats a toad burger

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When the pathway to finish a level is cut short.

[The Jonster]

When the bridge is broken before reaching Globox's house

[Mortamon Saturn]

When the Longest Shortcut becomes the Longest Detour!

[The Jonster]

When this detour leads to the Bog of Murk

[Mortamon Saturn]

When you open the level select in Rayman 3, and it's ALL the Bog of Murk!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When the flying shell suddenly crashes to the ground as if it was shot down.