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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:19 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
When you open the game, and all you see on the screen is a slur aimed at you!

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:21 pm
by Steo
When you try to play Rayman 2 and it says Globox Moment in the Canopy, and then you get so angry you take a tyre iron to your CRT.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:22 pm
by Greengoop
When globox moment sings sexbomb and releases rayman 4 ( not made by Ubisoft)

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:23 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
When the Grasshopper Machine in the Iron Mountains searches for you instead of the mask.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:23 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
When you play Globox Terror Escape of the Lumar Eclipse, and the only available game mode is Globox Moment!

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:29 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
When the Barrels fall through the floor after being dropped from the dispenser, not allowing you to pick them up

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:32 pm
by The Jonster
When you enter the longest shortcuts secret area and discover heli bombs

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:36 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
When the air currents are not functional.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:37 pm
by The Jonster
When the airc pushers you down

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:40 pm
by Greengoop
When you wish for supernatural powers so you can beat pink plant woods.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:41 pm
by The Jonster
And those powers kill you instead!

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:44 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
When you slide off Umber's head during his walk.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:45 pm
by The Jonster
When glitch throws a fireball and the knock back puts you in the lava

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:49 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
When the lava bath is always ready.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:50 pm
by The Jonster
When the lava bath starts hitting the ceiling

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:53 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
When the barrel for going across hazards just sinks at your feet halfway through the ride.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:53 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
When the easter egg robo-pirates in Rayman 3 are actually alive and ambush you!

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:53 pm
by The Jonster
When you fail to get the red lum chain and then your crash and die

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:53 pm
by Greengoop
When you think you’re in the caves of Skops in the dream forest because of the music.

Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2025 4:57 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
When you plan to make a Rayman TV show, but the main focus are a bunch of random creatures named after that filthy mold growing in the darkest corners of your house :hap: