Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Steo]

Maybe because hexagon is what Mario would say when a witch removes a curse from him, but polygon is what someone would say if they seen an empty parrot cage.

Do Americans make French Fries on Friday?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

If "Freedom Fries" exist, then yes!

Should characters like mine learn to summon "The shrimp bus of doom"?

[Steo]

Yes in the case that the flying spaghetti monster might show up.

If someone is called Ethan and somebody says "Are you Ethan again, you're always Ethan" what are they employing?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Markiplier in a sad Multifandom.

Dragon flies look like helicopters but why can't they hover as good as humming birds?

[Steo]

Because humming birds hover with the power of music.

I can't remember the name of the guardian of The Cave Of Bad Dreams... Jano his name?

(Not sure if non Irish actually understand that reference but it's our accent )

[Aaron]

Indeed.

Why can't I crack the code?

[Steo]

You can if you just buy The Code on DVD, take it out of the case and break it.

Is toast just hot bread?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

No. It is simply a flatbed.

Does a HP Printer cough up health points?

[Steo]

Yes as long as you install the correct driver and buy magical ink.

Why did Microsoft choose Windows and not Doors?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

People look through windows everyday.

Why is Mr.Funny so unpredictable in a fight against Rox Howard Clones?

[Aaron]

Because he's a ninja.

If I have an iPhone, does that mean that I'm phoning?

[Steo]

I thought it was someone saying they were a phone while not having the greatest English.

"I phone... I phone!"

In the third person in your suggestion I'd have to call it a Uphone.

If you pick up a 2x4 does that mean you're holding an 8?

[Aaron]

Yes, until someone takes it from you, rotates it and then give it back to you. Because then your holding infinite.

Why don't clouds have eyes, a nose and a mouth in real life just like in R1?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because then there will be eyes in the sky that can strike and shoot lightning.

Do Adam and Eve have navels?

[Aaron]

lol no

What happens if you combine Grammar and Maths together?

[Steo]

Algebra.

Why do people say horses say neigh when it clearly doesn't sound like that?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because speaking is not the same as neighing.

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

[Steo]

The smurf won't change colour but you will turn purple.

Patrick Star stated that "genius live in a lamp" is this true?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Whenever we have ideas, the lightbulbs appear above our heads. Do they?

Why is the word "Dictionary" in the Dictionary?

[Steo]

For people that don't know what they're reading.

Why do they call it "Great" Britain? What's so great about it that none others the other countries get to be great?