You know you suck at Rayman when...

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:00 pm

When Jano doesn't let you through even though he knows that you know the name of the place.

RayGamer99 · Post by **RayGamer99** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:05 pm

When you don't go to the Sea of Serendipity because you think Rayman still can't swim.

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:06 pm

RayGamer99 · Post by **RayGamer99** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:07 pm

When you give Mister Death your own teeth because the Tricky Treasures were too tough to catch!

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:10 pm

RayGamer99 wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:07 pm When you give Mister Death your own teeth because the Tricky Treasures were too tough to catch!

Haha I came up with almost the same one too earlier today!

When Mister Death isn't satisfied with your measly jawline calcium, and reaps all of your skeleton!

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:13 pm

When you actually see a big nosed bush.

Greengoop · Post by **Greengoop** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:13 pm

When you’re listening to helmet in the bush by Korn and you think of Rayman’s nose.

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:16 pm

When Globox does not accompany you for the rest of The Canopy.

Greengoop · Post by **Greengoop** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:17 pm

When you somehow dislike Rayman.

Mortamon Saturn · Post by **Mortamon Saturn** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:17 pm

When the Hoodlums genuinely see you as the slugs from their Wanna Kick Rayman series!

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:20 pm

When the friendly eyes in Band Land actually damage you.

Greengoop · Post by **Greengoop** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:22 pm

When you grow a terrible fear of ramen.

RayGamer99 · Post by **RayGamer99** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:22 pm

When Rayman's body parts disband and go do their own thing.

Post by **Steo** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:23 pm

When you install the game and it removes system32 along with all your personal files.

Greengoop · Post by **Greengoop** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:25 pm

When the soundtrack decides you’re not worthy of it.

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:26 pm

When the Spider just runs into you for the whole encounter without doing its attack.

Greengoop · Post by **Greengoop** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:27 pm

When the enemies run into the water out of pity.

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:30 pm

When you confuse the grass with poison water.

Greengoop · Post by **Greengoop** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:34 pm

When you confuse the water with globox’s huge body.

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:41 pm

When you lose the silver lum halfway through the game.

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