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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:41 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Because branches are the first thing to break off before picking leaves.
Why do we tell kids to grow up and they are not even getting any older?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:44 am
by Steo
Because we're all old now and jealous of their youth
If something says "Do not use if seal is broken or damaged" then how are you supposed to ever use the product?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:46 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Go and microwave it for better results. That always solves that problem!
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:49 am
by Steo
Because then Dell would go out of business.
How come feet smell and noses run?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:55 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Steo wrote:How come feet smell and noses run?
I asked that before..
Why can't we be made of Legos?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:15 am
by The Jonster
Because Donald Trump had an affair.
Why can’t 1+1 = 3?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:17 am
by Steo
Because then you'd have 3 money.
What color is the stairs in a bungalow if everything is painted red?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:20 am
by The Jonster
Teal because the color brings out the color of your eyes.
Can pigs fly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:22 am
by Steo
That was actually asked and I answered yes because police have helicopters
Can you start up the windows on your house?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:26 am
by The Jonster
Lol!
Sure can! All I just need is a graphics card, peanut butter, cream cheese, and a lightbulb.
Is the end ever going to come?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:28 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Steo wrote:Can you start up the windows on your house?
No. But you can open a new window.
The Jonster wrote:Is the end ever going to come?
The end must come to an end.
Can you breathe fire after drinking pepper sauce?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:29 am
by Steo
I can it's called acid reflux.
Does that mean I'm like that boss in Origins if I have heartburn?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:36 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
You must be able to toss Ice bergs out of your body to call yourself the "Dragon Chef".
When they say "Break a leg", do I literally break my own leg?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:39 am
by The Jonster
No you have to cut off your head. Then break your leg.
Does anyone like Tily?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:40 am
by Steo
Yeah. It's good luck but it won't look good
I don't think anyone likes Tily but maybe a Tilley lamp.
If Rayman is limbless then why does he trip over the skipping rope in Raving Rabbids?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:42 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Maybe he's not as athletic as he think he is.
Quick question. Who's Rayman?...
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:45 am
by Steo
Some man called Ray that's a man with a big nose that's limbless and a man called Ray. He's limbless and they call him Rayman though. Did I mention he's limbless?
Who are you?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:46 am
by The Jonster
I am.....your FATHER.
Why does Mr. Dark where a dark cloak?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:48 am
by Steo
He doesn't want to be Mr Brightside.
Why do people say don't lose your marbles. Lots of people never had marbles.
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:52 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Minds are much smaller to lose than marbles.
You mean "Wear".
So he can remain mysterious.[Cloak question]
Why isn't Vicky involved in the movie "The Adventure of the Babysitters"?