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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 4:06 am
by The Jonster
R4Y_ANC3L wrote: You mean "Wear".
I just noticed that! Stupid autocorrect.

Bc she used Cosmo and Wanda to turn them into fruits.

Y?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:39 am
by Steo
Because she's just too friendly for that :lol:

Is Disneyland a people trap run by mice?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 1:43 pm
by The Jonster
No Walt Disney is a cat.

What’s the difference between left and wrong?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 1:50 pm
by Steo
Suppose your answers can be right but not left and you can still steer your car wrong.

Why do they make scented toilet paper?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:08 pm
by The Jonster
To decorate your room and make it pretty.

When you have a wish left over, do you wish for 3 more wishes?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:13 pm
by Steo
Yeah you do, I don't know why people never do that on shows / films :lol:

If 4/5 people suffer from Diarrhea does that mean 1/5 people enjoy it?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:16 pm
by The Jonster
No the other 1/5 suffer from nausea.

Can you corrupt a wish if you wish to tracetravel back in time?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:25 pm
by Steo
It's possible but you need a flux capacitor. Contact Dr. Brown.

Can fat people still go skinny dipping?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 2:32 pm
by The Jonster
Sure they can just need to go through a funnel to make it happen.

Can I grind up cheese to make cheese powder?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:53 pm
by Steo
Yes but that's very cheesy.

Is 7+7 =triangle?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 5:33 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
No. It is equals Eight Fishes.

Will hamburgers eat people?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 5:37 pm
by Steo
Maybe in Rick And Morty they might.

If someone is being obtuse do they really look like \__?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 5:43 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
No. Their brains are just blunt.

If I learn, Am I a sponge that sucks in knowledge?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 5:56 pm
by Steo
It just means you have a brain that functions normally, it's like a knowledge sponge though yes.

What angle is Kurt Angle?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 5:59 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
It has to be a U . S . Angle.

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:03 pm
by Steo
Because racing is cool but racists aren't.

Why is an Xbox not box shaped but a gamecube is cubed?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 6:05 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
In order to not confuse Gamers who are real Pirates.

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:11 pm
by The Jonster
what it really does is cause flowers to grow. Should use for my garden...

What’s the difference between 7 and seven?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:17 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Seven is a baby and 7 grew taller.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:31 pm
by Steo
Because he was sponsored by Gillette to shave.

Can we spell creativity whatever way we want?