Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:40 pm

Steo wrote:Can we spell creativity whatever way we want?

I asked that before..

No. But that's acceptable in Simulators.

Can you stake a vampire with an artificial heart?

Post by **The Jonster** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:42 pm

Sure but this is the original way: q09w8rhv9ifvj9a8wehfpIOfpIDvp9oiwfoiwehfioqjwifowiuhpqowehfzxcZXczs

Why isn't Belle spelled as Bell?

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:45 pm

So Nobel prizes can be mistaken for actual bells to be prizes.

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Post by **Steo** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:49 pm

Because snow is flakes like corn flakes.

Should I start using the search function because everything I ask R4Y asked before?

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:55 pm

Naw. The pages of the thread will verbally tell you.

If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it?

Post by **The Jonster** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 7:59 pm

Yes you can take over the world of spammers.

Can i sing karaoke if i have an amazing voice?

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:01 pm

If it is that great, you don't need instruments in a rock band.

Why don't they just make food stamps edible?

Post by **The Jonster** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:03 pm

Because then food as a whole would be defunct and the economy will collapse.

Do I use a guitar pick to pick at a guitar's insides?

Post by **Steo** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:05 pm

Yes just drop it into the guitar as I've done so many times.

Why does a music octave start at note C and end at B if the alphabet begins with A?

Post by **The Jonster** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:07 pm

Because C is the purest note and it's clear of any sharps or flats.

Why are majors happy and minors depressing?

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:08 pm

Because their notes depict their mourns and excitements.

If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?

Post by **Steo** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:10 pm

Because they want to see the cars crash.

Why is it called sharp, does it hurt you fingers everytime you play a sharp note?

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:11 pm

Yes because music can touch you.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:12 pm

I don't know. (stop ninja posting!

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Why can't I turn into a dinosaur?

Post by **Steo** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:12 pm

Because nobody wants to volunteer to help out in this life lol.

You need to get sucked into a game for that.

Why can't you touch music then?

Post by **The Jonster** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:13 pm

Because music is golden. Edit: That's why it can touch you but we can't touch it.

Why can't life be easy?

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:14 pm

Because then Birds will fall from the sky.

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Post by **The Jonster** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:16 pm

Because the #1 pencil transmogrified into a mechanical pencil and became a star.

Why can't harmony, peace and melody be used in the same sentence?

Post by **Steo** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:17 pm

Because that's too much sound all mixed together.

If I turn a triangle upside down then how come it's still not upside down?

R4Y_ANC3L · Post by **R4Y_ANC3L** » Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:19 pm

In order for the Illuminati to be not interpreted.

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?

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