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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:37 pm
by The Jonster
Yes and they also paint the cars black.
If I buy a fish do I eat it or return it to the sea??
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:45 pm
by Steo
Return it if you feel like wasting money
If cheese has it's picture taken, what does it say?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:58 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
It says "Broccoli".
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:00 pm
by Steo
They super glue it on before it realises it's TEFLON.
Why do you need to make an appointment for a psychic?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:07 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
To tell you what will happen in the future as if they are Fortune tellers.
Why do they make scented toilet paper?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:10 pm
by Steo
Aha I asked that already... How does it feel R4Y
To decorate the bathroom.
If swimming is good to keep you in shape, what's up with whales?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:12 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Whales who would be in good shape are not as powerful as they were.
Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:16 pm
by Steo
Because they're "stupid tourists"
Why would I look through a telescope to see Mars when I can just go to the shop, buy a Mars there and look at that?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:18 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
You need to ask Marvin the Martian to get the real Mars for you.
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:35 pm
by Steo
Fog, it's in the name. You have to use very dense fog though.
Is metal music able to be cut with a hacksaw?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:38 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
No. R&B slices it with no trouble.
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:41 pm
by Steo
Because I'm convinced they make their money from car crashes.
Autocorrect or genuine spelling mistake?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:46 pm
by The Jonster
Does it matter? Both are enemies of the keyboard that need to be DESTROYED.
Does orange juice come from milking an orange?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:49 pm
by Steo
It's from squeezing orange so just grab any orange objects and squeeze them.
Should I keep talking about Bog of Murk until everyone goes insane?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:50 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Yes, so eventually "Lost in Thought" soundtrack will stick inside our heads. But it's a bad-ass soundtrack.
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:53 pm
by Steo
Because Goofy is somehow able to talk too yet Pluto seems smarter? Logic I suppose.
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel after getting washed if he doesn't wear pants?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 9:56 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Because Donald Duck sounds wet in his voice already.
If I can't call myself a maniac, can I call myself a "Minyak"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:00 pm
by The Jonster
No, you call yourself a MinYan! Get it?
Why can't Queen Minnie go on adventures like the king does in Kingdom Hearts?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:01 pm
by Steo
Because the creators are being sexist.
Should I be concerned about being addicted to RPC?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 10:05 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Nah, You'll be fine. Just bear in mind about crashing and burning.
Why do we need training bras? What can we teach them?