Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[The Jonster]

How to level up.

Can Rayman fly with his fists too?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Only if he charges up his shot and hold the swinging charged fist above his head and use it as another helicopter.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

[Steo]

We can teach them to look up random stupid questions on Google

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

No. Morality comes from Maracas.

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

[The Jonster]

No I would be antihungry.

Can Michael Jackson show me the dance?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes but then you did the Anti Gravity Lean for real and fall down then unexpectedly end up on your head doing a breakdance while being unconscious.

If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout cookies made out of?

[The Jonster]

They are made of Girl Scout blood. Oh and also 4$ and a touch of hypnotizing powder.

Why are we drinking hydrogen and oxygen in H2O?

[Steo]

Because Ireland wouldn't pay water taxes and now they want to kill us.

If water has Oxygen in it then why can't we breathe under it?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Because oceans and sea are trying to make us not like to drink water.

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

[Steo]

Because you wouldn't want a zombie apocalypse

Is one step forward and 2 steps back really logical?

[The Jonster]

Yes when you're walking backwards.

Who is Rayman's father?

[Steo]

Luke Skywalker.

Is the Game Boy Advance currently still advancing?

[The Jonster]

No, but the Game Boy Advance SP is still advancing a Special!

What makes a 2DS better than a 3DS?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Not having the smooth flat surfaced analog.


Which would win?
A Tsunami OR Earthquake

[Aaron]

Tsunami.

Why isn't the universe made up of pigs?

[Steo]

Because that's a pigs world.

If you own 2 xbox360's is that an xbox720?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

The Xboxes would tell you if there are inside calculators.

Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

[Steo]

Because then the game would be unfair and people would start a riot.

Why can't Tea just make itself so I can sit here?

[The Jonster]

Because it's just a letter. It needs water in order to be something other than T.

Why are ads necessary to bother people watching videos?

[Steo]

Because people are cheap and that 1c per million clicks or whatever matters to them.

Why can't adblocker actually work properly all the time?