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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:19 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Because there are adblock adblockers controlling the ads.
Why get even, when you can get odd?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:25 pm
by Steo
That's true and then we can get 7.
Did 7 really eat 9?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:38 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Yes then 10 said: "You and what army" to 7.
Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:45 pm
by The Jonster
So that people can then take the day off and worship them.
Why are dogs loyal?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:47 pm
by Steo
Because they need someone to feed them and know they need to be on their good side.
Why does R4Y's rank just keep making me think "Oh gosh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to..."?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 11:59 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Because the shock rank shocks everyone.
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:02 am
by Steo
Because they don't even know what they're doing and we're their test subjects.
Is that chocolate Lynx edible?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:20 am
by The Jonster
I dunno. Try it first, then tell me what happens.
Why is the leader of the knaaren a child?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:25 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Because the short ones are always the ones who rule.
What’s the best way to UN-teach a child to put a plastic bag on his/her head?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:33 am
by Steo
Put vegetables in the bag.
Is 3.14 (Pi) actually edible?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:35 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
No. If the that number was always interupted by a period.
Why are rat traps in the car-care section of my supermarket?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:36 am
by Steo
Because they like carrots (car rats)
Do people really use the long word for deli (delicatessen)?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:52 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
No. They use "Deli-cious" for Deli.
Why do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal injection?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:56 am
by Steo
I actually don't have one for that, that literally makes no sense
Why is it still called a Personal Computer even if you're sharing it with the whole family?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:11 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Steo wrote:Why is it still called a Personal Computer even if you're sharing it with the whole family?
Come to think of it. I even wonder about that myself, sometimes.
Because the company is scamming you unintentionally.
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:20 am
by Steo
Only if they were to team up with Apple.
If I'm up on a really tall mountain, it's freezing and I'm a bit scared, does that mean I have cold feet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:21 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
It has to be Mount Everest.
Why do people call my action figures "Dolls"?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:23 am
by Steo
Because them people are so feminine.
Why do women call it a purse and a man calls it a wallet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:30 am
by R4Y_ANC3L
Because they confused machine guns with purses.
Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 2:32 am
by The Jonster
Because unlike bullets the gun can kill you.
6 hours apart doesn’t make a difference right?