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Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:49 pm
by TFDS
ZeptoRay wrote:Because they changed Darkray to this very dark rayman so the one from RO is no longer Darkray. Also, he got a different text explaining who he is in Legends.
Can I get an official confirmation of this?Also,why would Raymesis' description indicate he can't be Bad Rayman?It just says he tries to ruin Rayman's reputation by dressing like him and smashing things.Maybe after 100 years he remembered who Rayman was and now he is trying to do what he really had to do: put Rayman in a bad light.
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 6:56 pm
by Zikken
But then you need to get me an explication of the real Bad Rayman that is going around following you exactly like the real bad rayman from rayman 1.
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Sat Oct 05, 2013 7:12 pm
by TFDS
The way I see it:
This black Dark Rayman was created by the five Dark Teensies."Stupid",you may say,but it should be reminded that Ales was a big fan of Mr.Dark.He could do that to show his admiration for his idol and that he learned much magic during the 100 hundred years nap...
OR:
The nightmares also touched DarkRay (much like the other enemies) and he was multiplied into 2 guys:One named Raymesis and the other Dark Rayman.
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 1:59 am
by Bradandez
TFDs39 wrote:The way I see it:
This black Dark Rayman was created by the five Dark Teensies."Stupid",you may say,but it should be reminded that Ales was a big fan of Mr.Dark.He could do that to show his admiration for his idol and that he learned much magic during the 100 hundred years nap...
OR:
The nightmares also touched DarkRay (much like the other enemies) and he was multiplied into 2 guys:One named Raymesis and the other Dark Rayman.
Both sound reasonable.
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 3:38 am
by THEdragon
Awesome headcanon just came to me.
The
significant, recurring ring symbol represents the bubble. Bubbles seem to hold high significance in Origins and Legends, do they not? The bubble/ring can be seen as a symbol of creation and death. It's a literal circle of life.
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 4:52 am
by Bradandez
THEdragon wrote:Awesome headcanon just came to me.
The
significant, recurring ring symbol represents the bubble. Bubbles seem to hold high significance in Origins and Legends, do they not? The bubble/ring can be seen as a symbol of creation and death. It's a literal circle of life.
Holy hell, that's an amazing headcanon.
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2013 11:54 am
by TFDS
Don't you think that maybe these name changes were made to fit the characters better?
Dark Rayman is named like this,because...he is dark and is a Rayperson.
Raymesis may suggest he is actually Rayman's evil clone.(nemesis?)
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:08 pm
by Ryanisluigi
I feel like I should bring this post I made over here
RAYMAN HAS NO NECK, ALL FOOD GOES INTO A BLACK HOLE, RAYMAN CAN NEVER GAIN WEIGHT, RAYMAN 2 IS NO LONGER CANON TO THE SERIES IGNORE THAT SCENE WHERE RAYMAN DID(EDIT NEVER MIND THAT SCENE WASN’T CANON RAYMAN 2 IS ONCE AGAIN CANON)
GLOB PLUMBER AND EMMA ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE HER COLORS LOOK LIKE DAISY ALSO LOB PLUMBER ISN’T GLOBOX TRUST ME MY DAD WORKS FOR GAMEFREAK
RAYMAN’S PENIS IS INFACT A LEAF BUT IT IS MUCH BIGGER THAN RAYOMZ ALSO POGLOX HAS NO JUNK HE JUST WANTS TO FEEL SPECIAL
THE GOLDEN TEENSY HAS TROUBLE SLEEPING BECAUSE HE GLOWS
UGLETTE IS IN A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH GLOBOX DO NOT WORRY THEIR CHILDREN GREW UP THO IT’S BEEN 100 YEARS
LY IS MISSING AND IS ON A MILK CARTON
THERE ARE 420 ALES
RAYMAN WILL PROBABLY DIE A VIRGIN AND THEN BE REVIVED AND THEN WON’T DIE A VIRGIN
END
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:12 pm
by Master
BLIMEY MATE, YOU COULD TONE DOWN THE CAPS LOCK A LITTLE!
Heh, funny and potentially deranged headcanon, tho.
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:15 pm
by Dart
Ryanisluigi wrote:
GLOB PLUMBER AND EMMA ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE HER COLORS LOOK LIKE DAISY ALSO LOB PLUMBER ISN’T GLOBOX TRUST ME MY DAD WORKS FOR GAMEFREAK
what does gamefreak have to do with ubisoft?
Ryanisluigi wrote:RAYMAN’S PENIS IS INFACT A LEAF
ignoring that disturbing thought of leaf dicks.

Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:16 pm
by Master
I think he's mocking how people make absurd claims like so to make themselves sound right and gain attention.
Also, it's "quote" not "qoute" change 'em, and your quote will display properly.
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:22 pm
by Dart
it appears I've messed on grammar yet again. thanks Mr. Dr. Professor Master Grammar Nazi. won't happen again

Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:32 pm
by Master
Meh, I'm not as fussy as some others, but in that case, it helps to correct.
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:46 pm
by Ryanisluigi
Ok but real Challenge
Since I'm 99% no one knows the context behind this video, please come up with a headcanon that caused Rayman and Globox to do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AINfHRXx1kQ
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:48 pm
by Master
Meh, I don't consider that Canon, personally.
But, maybe they realised their true feelings and became life partners, and this is them during a Karaoke night.
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:51 pm
by OCG
100% Canon
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 7:55 pm
by TFDS
All of these must become canon!!!
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:19 am
by Bradandez
Ryanisluigi wrote:I feel like I should bring this post I made over here
RAYMAN HAS NO NECK, ALL FOOD GOES INTO A BLACK HOLE, RAYMAN CAN NEVER GAIN WEIGHT, RAYMAN 2 IS NO LONGER CANON TO THE SERIES IGNORE THAT SCENE WHERE RAYMAN DID(EDIT NEVER MIND THAT SCENE WASN’T CANON RAYMAN 2 IS ONCE AGAIN CANON)
GLOB PLUMBER AND EMMA ARE IN A RELATIONSHIP BECAUSE HER COLORS LOOK LIKE DAISY ALSO LOB PLUMBER ISN’T GLOBOX TRUST ME MY DAD WORKS FOR GAMEFREAK
RAYMAN’S PENIS IS INFACT A LEAF BUT IT IS MUCH BIGGER THAN RAYOMZ ALSO POGLOX HAS NO JUNK HE JUST WANTS TO FEEL SPECIAL
THE GOLDEN TEENSY HAS TROUBLE SLEEPING BECAUSE HE GLOWS
UGLETTE IS IN A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH GLOBOX DO NOT WORRY THEIR CHILDREN GREW UP THO IT’S BEEN 100 YEARS
LY IS MISSING AND IS ON A MILK CARTON
THERE ARE 420 ALES
RAYMAN WILL PROBABLY DIE A VIRGIN AND THEN BE REVIVED AND THEN WON’T DIE A VIRGIN
END
All of these. Just 100% canon. Everysingleoneofthem.
Gandalf the Teensy sings the One-Eyed Harpist song vocals.
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 2:12 am
by Keane
Rayman is actually a Satanic ruler that conquered the Glade. All those who support him are his loyal, brainwashed servants. Many heroes like Andre and Ales have attempted to stop the sadness he brings but his power is unmatched. When he grimaces he briefly drags your soul to hell and red lums are pure, physical balls of terror that he then uses to aid himself. Also he slept with the Hippie's wife.
Re: Rayman Headcanons
Posted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 2:25 am
by Dart
Ryanisluigi wrote:Ok but real Challenge
Since I'm 99% no one knows the context behind this video, please come up with a headcanon that caused Rayman and Globox to do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AINfHRXx1kQ
they are supporting gay rights within the glade, so that people will just except that tily and ly are lesbians.