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Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:19 pm
by Steo
The Bog Of Murk is the reason Rayman 3 is good.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:20 pm
by The Jonster
The Bog of Murk exists in every Rayman game.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:23 pm
by Steo
Rayman fans are all mad eejits just like I am

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:25 pm
by The Jonster
I'm a Rayman fan too so I must also be a mad eejit!

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:28 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman make his own dumb theories about us.
Also Rayman now lives in The Bog of Murk.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:30 pm
by The Jonster
Rayman knows that I'm a mad crazy eejit.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:39 pm
by Lil_DRE
Rayman is my distant cousin and he lives in Scotland
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:40 pm
by Steo
Rayman is my brother, I'm limbless too. It just looks like I have arms.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 10:41 pm
by Lil_DRE
Rayman is my own son
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:14 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Rayman actually has limbs, they're just invisible.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:16 pm
by Steo
Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:19 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Steo wrote:Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.
The Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:22 pm
by The Jonster
Rayman Saturn wrote:Steo wrote:Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.
The Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us.
Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think Rayman was good.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:44 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
The Jonster wrote:Rayman Saturn wrote:Steo wrote:Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.
The Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us.
Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think Rayman was good.
Globox brainwashed us to make us believe Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think brainwashing the brainwash to brain wash the Rayman Saturn to wash the brain with soap to brain the wash was good to Sonic the Hotdog... wait... I lost it !
Or maybe... I was brainwashed into losing it !

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 11:54 pm
by The Jonster
Rayman Saturn wrote:The Jonster wrote:Rayman Saturn wrote:Steo wrote:Rayman only seems good because Michel Ancel brainwashed all of us.
The Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us.
Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think Rayman was good.
Globox brainwashed us to make us believe Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to make us believe Michel Ancel brainwashed us to make us think brainwashing the brainwash to brain wash the Rayman Saturn to wash the brain with soap to brain the wash was good to Sonic the Hotdog... wait... I lost it !
Or maybe... I was brainwashed into losing it !

Ly brainwashed us to make us believe Globox brainwashed to make us believe Rayman brainwashed us to make us believe that the Rabbids brainwashed us to believe that Michel Ancel brainwashed us to believe that Rayman was good.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 11:51 am
by Mortamon Saturn
All the UbiArt games happened in Rayman's mind when he was having a trip after he drank the super helicopter potion, which was made out of drugs and hallucinogenic mushrooms. That's also how the Super Mario Bros. series happened.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 12:25 pm
by Nve
Rayman games series is only a dream of masochist who cut himself an arm. Now he is dreaming about a guy who can grab without an arm.
Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:13 pm
by Steo
Rayman and Globox were doing cocaine in the UbiArt games, that's how they're so energetic, hyper and happy

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:53 pm
by The Jonster
Steo wrote:Rayman and Globox were doing cocaine in the UbiArt games, that's how they're so energetic, hyper and happy

That’s because they sniffed cocaine from Holly Luya’s ass.

Re: Make your Own dumb rayman therories!
Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2018 2:07 pm
by Mortamon Saturn
Clark is Shrek after spending too much time away from his swamp.