Rayman Pirate-Community

........you can't beat.....the first level?

I suck at this.

So do I.

You know you suck at Rayman when you can't beat Rayman GBC Online Game.

You know you suck at Rayman when...

- You instantly die all the time

- Betilla kills you instead of helping you / You die when you touch silver lums

- Rayman moves around by himself, looks at you and says "I'm outta here!" before jumping through the top of the screen, resulting in a permanent GAME OVER (a bit like in Sonic CD)

- You chase Dark Rayman everytime you see him.

- You play as Globox for the whole game

- You have to do a tutorial level in a game that doesn't have a tutorial. In other words, you need to do a practice level because you can't complete level 1, which usually IS a practice level

- Every Rayman game you own doesn't work at all

- Your Rayman save files instantly delete themselves

- You don't regenerate after dying, even if you have more health or more lives.

Phew.... that's a big list.

You know you suck at Rayman when Rabbids are keeping a party in your backyard

u suck when the disc/cartridge breaks itself

You know you suck at Rayman when heis in the final battle with Razorbeard, he fly's out of the screen and then collides on you

u suck at Rayman when you touch something and you die

You know you suck in Rayman when a Rabbid beats you up

i know i suck at rayman when...

-I fall off the Tower of the Leptys and commit suicide
-A fist backfires and hits me in the face
-Andre and Reflux steal the Grolgoth and improve it to make it huge and terrible

You know you suck at Rayman when you play hide and seek with him

...and can't even find him.

you know you suck at rayman when ly shows you the middle finger instead of giving you a lum
you know you suck at rayman when Moskito kills you without trying
you know you suck at rayman when Andre refuses to turn red
you know you suck at rayman when Globox kicks your face

...The game tells you to piss of before you have even pushed a button.
..While playing you randomly die without explanation: when you move to check the manual the game jumps out of the drive and does a runner.

....the heart of the world blows itself up.
....the controller explodes.

....when you play Great Escape and say "this is crap, im goin back to Rayman Golf"

...Rayman decides to live on a remote island and he eats all he wants to eat and the game ends.

...the game over sign appears and you want to eat something.

You know you suck at Rayman when you pause the game and you hear Rayman screaming : Hey !

...when Rayman gets fed up and goes to sleep.