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The deathening screams of the many parodied characters creates a shift in the balance of time and space and creates an infinety loop sucking them all into the dark abyss that is...

Rayman: NO. IT CAN'T BE!!!...
Jesus: THATS IMPOSSIBLE!!!...
Polokus: WE'RE IN THE SH** NOW!!!

just where are our entrepid heroes?
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Professor from Futurama : It seems like whe are stuck in an infinite loop in Space and time
Rayman : Can't we do something
Professor from futurama : We could make wafels
Globox : Here they are
Professor from Futurama : *Eat's wafel*
EVERYONE / Yay, where out of the loop
Rayman : How did you know that eating wafels was the answer
Professor from futurama : I didn't, i felt like eating wafels

Then a bunny commited suicide
Now THATS original

rayman: that was lucky

globox: dont u think we should get Polokus to bring that rabbid to heaven?

then polokus walked up next to them

polokus: do you know what time it is any of you?

rayman: no, what about you, globox?

globox: no

Polokus: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

Rayman: SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUPPP!

Then... Rayman sayed to all he's friends how the cute little bunny died.... all he's friends sayed: SSSSSSHUUUUUUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

The sound of the "shut up" was heard for miles.

Rayman: What's that in the sky?!

Globox: Is it a bird?

Polokus: Is it a plane?

Professor from Futurama: Oh, that's just a homing missle coming down to kill us all. Nothing to worry about.

The Magician : Some one has to stop it! Don't you think?
Everyone : *screams like mental*
The Magician : Then I have to stop it! Yes? Now, what was that spell.....

Fuck me, what's this jammy topic all about?!

Well, it started as a fun game where you were supposed to make a fanfic along with other people, who would write a part of it each. Then at some point, i decided to make fun of those crappy fanfics from RZ like 'The Turtles' Revenge' and shit like that... But people kinda took it too far, and that's why we have this.

Every one " reads text on missile "property of Homer J. Simpson"
Homer : So long suckers
Homg missile * kills everyone"
Rayman : "Returns"
Rayman NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO !!!

*everyone else rises randomly from a grave, unharmed*

rayman: yey!

R2D2: This isnt your show

Luke Skywalker: This is StarWars!

Darth Vader: Rayman, I am your father!

Rayman: no you arent

Vader: Yes

Ray: No

Vader: YES

R2D2: SHUT UPPPPPP!




2 BE CONTINUED. PS. I do know that R2D2 can not talk normally, so just dont correct me!

Reflux : My dad is stronger then your dad Rayman
Dart Vader : Ya think ?
Reflux : I know, my father kicks your father's ass
Dart Vader I'll kick your ass arrrghhh...
Reflux : aaaaarrrgh
Rayman : CRAP THE HOMING MISSILE RETURNS
Rayman : *Steals Spaceship*
Dart Vader : Hé that is my space ship
*KABOEM"

Is Dart Vader still alive
Will Globox score a 3 pointer ?
Will Razorbeard be able to fly ?

Check it out next time

Vader : *dead*
Rayman : Wait, he's supposed to die in episode 6!
Everyone : OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Globox : Meh
Rayman : Meh?
Globox : MEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Globox : OMG m3 leik plum jce
Rayman : NO YR ALLERGIC TO T !!!!
Globox : but n stuff
Rayman waz al leik WTF ?
Then Hoodlums wr all be@ting p rabbids n stuff
n Globox waz all leik yeay
And Rayman all leik screw ths story !!!

Rayman : stop et right now pplz Dx
Globox : neh
Rayman : neh?
Globox : NEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rayman : Neh waffles? D:
EVERYONE : NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!

then ssssssam came by, followed by Andre, the red lum

Sssssam: Neh?

Andre: Bzzzzzzz

Sssssam: Huh?

then god came and said...

God: SHUT THE F*** UP YOU B******! IM TRYING TO WATCH MY F****** TELEVISION!

R2D2: I thought you were holy

Rayman: *cries*

2 B Cont.

RD2D : Wait i was dead *dies*
Rayman : im puting an nd to t cuz im 2 poor
Rayman : *dies*
Everyone *dies*

The end... ?

Everyone : Where are we?
Rayman : I...I think we're in heaven!
Globox : neh it Earth place
Human : De Fuck?
Rayman : We come in peace
Human : *SCREAMS!!!!*

i though rayman was crying last... ah well
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rayman: I will now shut you up with a horrible song! "On the first day of Gradient Training my Staff Coach said to me... become and operating thetan... (too much to sing)
On the ninth day of gradient training my staff coach said to me... Talk to a random hobo, brainwash Katie Holmes, jump on Oprah's couch, reach the wall of fire, Watch... battlefield earrrtthh, free yourself from Xenu implants, connect to an electo-sycometer, produce the saite of clear and become an operating thetan!!"

everyone:you sing like f***!

god: I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP YOU B****** IM TRYING TO WATCH "Oprah"!

everyone else: *kicks god*

2 b cont

Rayman : we need ta get outta here!!!! D:
Globox : but they have waffles
Everyone : *notices the waffle store and runs to store*
Rayman : Wait it's a...
Everyone : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Der ish keine waffles D: