Spambots and how to deal with them

[Rulez]

I believe you are actually one of them.

Beep boop, oh bollocks discovered! ("Runs" away making 'clink clank' noises with his metal footsteps.)
By the way sorry for the late reply, I'm an idiot and I forgot to activate the email notifications.

What no. Those are robots. Spambots go "provigil abilify dot effusive accupril quinapril potassium supplements out buzz aciphex and calcium proton pump inhibitors palm available duty".

[The Hanged Man]

I always saw them as cans of spam with miss spelled bumper stickers on the side advertising non prescription drugs, Viagra and payday loans on robotic spider legs. Kind of like those things from Dr Who.

[Master]

When a mod is online, please do get rid of the putrid posts of rshinertne, bot hit all of the forums.

[saerleiya]

Hey, a good bump for the occasion. It seems that New Year excites some of them

[Hunchman801]

Yeah, they apparently were on holiday for Christmas.

[saerleiya]

New spambots today about some nice pills.

OW F**K!!!

[Puruun]

New spambots today about some nice pills.

OW F**K!!!

Where are the mods when you need them ;-;

[Rulez]

In regards to the most recent spambot in the Off Topic section, I am NOT fucking willing to pay 0.55 Euro for Viagra. -_-

[Master]

If it's not too much to ask, a bot by the name of GreenCoffee6769 has been defecating the forum, please, save us!

[Rulez]

I wanted to write that but then it would be a double post, and I don't do that shit.

Still, I wouldn't want green coffee anyway. :/

[stan423321]

Couldn't taste to me that much worse than normal coffee though, right?

[Rulez]

Iuno, ask Stan.

[stan423321]

The advertiser returned as GreenCoffee3273. Oh well.

[Shrooblord]

Green coffee? It'll go well with my green eggs and ham.

[Master]

Accursed bot is resilient.

[Shrooblord]

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[saerleiya]

Spambots about movies now...lel

[Hunchman801]

In regards to the most recent spambot in the Off Topic section, I am NOT fucking willing to pay 0.55 Euro for Viagra. -_-

You'll see when you're 70. Or before maybe.

[Rulez]

Green coffee? It'll go well with my green eggs and ham.

I like you.

In regards to the most recent spambot in the Off Topic section, I am NOT fucking willing to pay 0.55 Euro for Viagra. -_-

You'll see when you're 70. Or before maybe.

Oh you

[Master]

The Rayman Fanworks section has been overrun by these bots:
- Treaparve
- SypsurbbipHip
- Incawnsains