Philosophically dumb Questions

[Greengoop]

please excuse me,but i shall ask the dumb question

You may

Who is rayman?

He’s Billy west

[Dumbo TV]

In your opinion, if there is a remaster of Ray 3, will Ubisoft censor everything or classify it Pegi 12 ?
I don't think they would leave the original jokes given that there is a gap between 2003 and 2023, the same for Origins, I don't think they would dare to bring back the Nymphs, but we have to keep (Sparks of) hope

[Greengoop]

Idk what the censorship rules are in France but nobody gives a shit about virtual thickness in England, there’s literally thick characters in 3+ games, so they’d have no problem adding the nymphs again

Also, can you tell me a few of the vulgar jokes in R3?

[Dumbo TV]

Are you sure ?
- (When Rayman misses the target) André : "Next door again! I hope you aim better with girls !"
- (Globox takes Ray in his arms) Murfy : "Can we do this with three ?"
- Knaarens 1 : "I have the longest !" - Knaarens 2 : "No ! Mine is so long that I can touch it with my nose ! General Knaaren : "Stop playing with your hoods !"

Next Questions :
Space Mama is the viking of Origins ?

[Greengoop]

What do you mean by that?

[PluMGMK]

- Knaarens 1 : "I have the longest !" - Knaarens 2 : "No ! Mine is so long that I can touch it with my nose ! General Knaaren : "Stop playing with your hoods !"

That's already censored in the English version, in which they just argue about whose Dad is stronger...

[Greengoop]

Also get probably thought they could slip the first one in because kids could think it’s about aiming to get girls, not at them

[PluMGMK]

The actual wording in the English version is "Come on, you haven't scored yet! I hope you have better luck with the ladies!" Honestly I had no idea what it meant when I first played, since I hadn't yet become familiar with how "the ladies" is used in this context, and obviously I didn't know that "score" means… you know what it means

[Greengoop]

Thats even worse tbh

But what does André say in French then?

[DorkLore]

What would’ve happened if Flaming Teensy NEVER went to the Infernal Kitchens. What would he be called? Will he still have rizz? Will he still be the guard of the Tricky Treasure?
Let’s find out!

[The Jonster]

I decided to move your topic here since the questions to me seem eccentric. If you'd like to dispute this feel free to let me know.

[Greengoop]

What would’ve happened if Flaming Teensy NEVER went to the Infernal Kitchens. What would he be called? Will he still have rizz? Will he still be the guard of the Tricky Treasure?
Let’s find out!

DORKLORE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, the first question is: why did he go down there in the first place?

[DorkLore]

Maybe he was some eccentric Teensy that everybody found weird and rarely listens to Polokus. Sorry for the stereotypical description, but I don’t know so I wrote this.

[Greengoop]

And hoped those guys would treat him better…? Good theory

[DorkLore]

Wdym “good theory”

[Greengoop]

I’m not being sarcastic, just saying your origins story idea was good

[DorkLore]

He’s like the Weird Barbie (the ostracized Barbie from Greta Gerwig’s Barbie film) in my opinion maybe that’s why I wrote that about him.

[Greengoop]

Never seen that before tbh

[DorkLore]

Another question…
Do all of the Rayman villains have some form of trauma? I mean, take The Magician for example…

[Greengoop]

What does he have for trauma?