Corrupt a wish!

SegaNintendoUbisoft · Post by **SegaNintendoUbisoft** » Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:36 am

Your lawyer has the greatest track-record, but he still loses the trial.

I wish you never sued in the first place.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:37 am

Granted, I sue you in the second place.

I wish for monies.

SegaNintendoUbisoft · Post by **SegaNintendoUbisoft** » Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:38 am

You get money from a foreign country.

I wish for American money.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:46 am

Congrats! You get a -12 dollar bill!

I wish for some cool shades.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:48 am

Now you have a cool tree to provide shade.

I wish I could have more wishes!

SegaNintendoUbisoft · Post by **SegaNintendoUbisoft** » Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:56 am

Genie: "ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes".

I wish for the Wii U to succeed.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 30, 2013 5:15 am

With the Wii U's success, Nintendo takes over the world.

I wish to have a Wii U.

OCG · Post by **OCG** » Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:41 am

Letter U gets mixed with letter V and you get Chintendo Vii instead:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vii

I wish for Wings.

Shrooblord · Post by **Shrooblord** » Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:25 am

They grow out of your ass.

I wish for a manor.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:27 am

It's haunted with ghosts! Sexy ghosts!

I wish I was a sexy ghost.

Dark Lum Lord · Post by **Dark Lum Lord** » Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:09 pm

You collapse into a deep depression from the loneliness that is being a ghost. Sexy or not, no one can see you.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:32 am

Now you can't stop working, ever!

I do wish you would slow down some on being super active!

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 7:23 am

He's frozen in time.

I wish for an X-Mas tree!

Post by **Reese Riverson** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:40 pm

Now you have a Christmas tree, but it comes pre-lit! (Well, not something everyone wants. lol )

I wish you were a Christmas tree ornament!

Dark Lum Lord · Post by **Dark Lum Lord** » Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:31 pm

He slids off the tree and crashes to the ground, breaking apart into many peaces and dying a painful death.

I wish my droogs would be more obedient.

MisterDark'sFanClub · Post by **MisterDark'sFanClub** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:37 am

Your droogs are now so loyal, they chew your food for you.

I wish I were Betilla the fairy for a whole day.

Bradandez · Post by **Bradandez** » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:43 am

Hooray! You're Origins Betilla! Congrats!

I wish Klogg wasn't dead.

technology4617 · Post by **technology4617** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:37 am

Klogg is alive and well, kindly kloggin' your butt hole.

I wish PS3s didn't have the YLOD issue.

Ray502 · Post by **Ray502** » Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:02 pm

They fix it, but it appears every time you turn the PS3 on.

I wish I had a 2 liter of soda in my hands.

Dark Lum Lord · Post by **Dark Lum Lord** » Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:00 am

Wish granted; it blows up in your face.

I wish for very close friends.

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