Rayman Pirate-Community

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:36 am**

Your lawyer has the greatest track-record, but he still loses the trial.

I wish you never sued in the first place.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:37 am**

Granted, I sue you in the second place.

I wish for monies.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:38 am**

You get money from a foreign country.

I wish for American money.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:46 am**

Congrats! You get a -12 dollar bill!

I wish for some cool shades.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:48 am**

Now you have a cool tree to provide shade.

I wish I could have more wishes!

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:56 am**

Genie: "ix-nay on the wishing for more wishes".

I wish for the Wii U to succeed.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 5:15 am**

With the Wii U's success, Nintendo takes over the world.

I wish to have a Wii U.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 8:41 am**

Letter U gets mixed with letter V and you get Chintendo Vii instead:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vii

I wish for Wings.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:25 am**

They grow out of your ass.

I wish for a manor.

Posted: **Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:27 am**

It's haunted with ghosts! Sexy ghosts!

I wish I was a sexy ghost.

Posted: **Sun Dec 01, 2013 9:09 pm**

You collapse into a deep depression from the loneliness that is being a ghost. Sexy or not, no one can see you.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

Posted: **Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:32 am**

Now you can't stop working, ever!

I do wish you would slow down some on being super active!

Posted: **Mon Dec 02, 2013 7:23 am**

He's frozen in time.

I wish for an X-Mas tree!

Posted: **Mon Dec 02, 2013 2:40 pm**

Now you have a Christmas tree, but it comes pre-lit! (Well, not something everyone wants. lol )

I wish you were a Christmas tree ornament!

Posted: **Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:31 pm**

He slids off the tree and crashes to the ground, breaking apart into many peaces and dying a painful death.

I wish my droogs would be more obedient.

Posted: **Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:37 am**

Your droogs are now so loyal, they chew your food for you.

I wish I were Betilla the fairy for a whole day.

Posted: **Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:43 am**

Hooray! You're Origins Betilla! Congrats!

I wish Klogg wasn't dead.

Posted: **Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:37 am**

Klogg is alive and well, kindly kloggin' your butt hole.

I wish PS3s didn't have the YLOD issue.

Posted: **Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:02 pm**

They fix it, but it appears every time you turn the PS3 on.

I wish I had a 2 liter of soda in my hands.

Posted: **Thu Dec 05, 2013 12:00 am**

Wish granted; it blows up in your face.

I wish for very close friends.

Corrupt a wish!