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You know you are a vampire and stab yourself with a plum post

...You die for no reason
...Those caterpillars in CF eat you
...When you try to pwn a (i)heckler while he has still armor on
...When Andre eats you
...When (a)car(r) eats you
...When you eat yourself
...You fall in love with yourself

When Rayman (4321) never shuts up.

...when there is a suicide option in the start menu.

Rayman4321 wrote: ...When (a)car(r) eats you

This joke has gone waaay too far.

When Rayman4321 kills Acarr

...when Acarr beats him to it.

EDIT: Lol that came out all wrong XD

...when you burn the toast in Rayman Breakfast.

...when you burn the milk in Rayman Breakfast

...And take Razorbeard instead of the razorbread!

When you melt cereal...

Acarr wrote:...when you burn the milk in Rayman Breakfast

(Simpsons flashback)

...when Mr. Burns kick your ass.

... When maggie kicks your ass!

Actually, Maggie is more dangerous than Mr. Burns. She shot him, remember?

...you have an army of 30.000 people with you, and you get a game over after 5 seconds.

...you have an army of 10 000 000 people with 10 000 tanks and 10 000 submarines, and you get game over after 1 second.
...you think Rayman is in the prison on Rayman 2 just because you have downloaded the game illegally.

...you play and fully complete an un-finished version of Rayman.

...you use an invincibility code, and you die.

Why haven't anyone thought up that one yet?

...Ralph kills you

You use a suicide code, and you live forever.

...The hoodlums heal Rayman intead of trying to kill him, but you still get Game Over.
...Rayman is a girl!

... your yellow power helmet is Mickey Mouse's ears.
... you die in pit in Rayman Arena