The Leptys Scepter Quest

[The Jonster]

I counterattack with a unicode of the scepter to give to him! He "humbly" takes it and leaves to figure out an escape route from the underworld. Meanwhile I go over to Betilla's Garden to have a chat with the real Magician and to poke fun at Ales Mansay and his Dark Teensy creations.

[Greengoop]

As The Jonster just gave me the Scepter, I’ve no clue what to do with it so I just kill RayGamer99 again for not knowing who Billie Joe Armstrong is

[EdgyRabbid]

I sneak up behind GreenGoop, and tackle him for the Scepter! We fight for a while until i win in a landslide. I run away far into the woods with it, hoping no one had followed me..

[RayGamer99]

No one had followed Edge, but I did respawn right in front of him! Remembering what he did to me back at his house, I signal to a nearby Barbara, and she swiftly slices a tree, sending it crashing right onto him! I then take the scepter and stroll through the woods with Barbara while she tells me about the time she and Elysia defeated a whole army of dragons by themselves.

[The Jonster]

What Elysia does not mention in her story is that I was also there to lend my assistance with the magic I had given the Leptys Scepter which made them stronger. After you ask how i made the scepter stronger, she suggested she seek me out and that I was currently visiting sssam in the Bog of Murk.

[Giant Chicken]

Once you reach the Bog of Murk, you notice that theres nobody there, other than me, sitting on a tree branch. I tell him how everyone had mysteriously dissapeared about a couple hours ago for some reason. Confused, you decide to explore the bog, trying to find out why, before quickly finding out, walking straight into a pit! You start falling, and falling, and falling, and falling, eventually ending up at the other side of the earth! However, since you had to go through the center of the earth to do so, your body is burnt to a crisp, and the scepter conveniently pops back out from the hole, straight into my hands. I then stroll away into Mystical Pique to nab some of the parts from the infinitely falling gears and pipes area.

[RayGamer99]

You try to grab a particularly large gear, but due to the sheer weight of it, you are send falling down with it and crash onto the ground, turning the snow a bit redder than usual. As for me, I used the few seconds I had left on my Fire Protection can from earlier to survive the fall through the center of the Glade, and I end up flying through a portal that leads to the Mystical Pique, right where you dropped the scepter! I pick it up and teleport away to the Organic Caves to continue my search for Jonster and Ssssam.

[The Jonster]

You find and hand me the scepter so I can begin my search for Rayman. After a few hours I discover him in the hands of Edgerabbit, who is in my eyes most certainly doing more than cuddling him. I employ Pirez’s guiillotine to slice Edge in half and come back with the scepter ahena. Rsandee takes Rayman back home while I travel back and give the scepter to Raygamer and then depart for the kitchen

[RayGamer99]

Now that I've found Jonster, I use the scepter to teleport to Ssssam's location. I land in the Bayou, where I find that, to my horror, that rapscallion Greengoop turned him into a pair of snakeskin boots! Devastated and enraged, I use my scepter to turn him into a pitiful little twig, then I revive Sssam and waterski to the Dream Forest with him.

[Giant Chicken]

I'm currently in the Dream Forest, having retired from the Leptys Scepter chase, now simply just sleeping on a tree. When I see you however, I sigh, knowing what must be done, before throwing a coconut at your head, knocking you out cold! I grab the Scepter, and go give it to a random stranger passing by, having realized I don't know what I want from the Scepter.

[RayGamer99]

The stranger tries to use the scepter, but since they don't know how, nothing happens. As a result, they think you scammed them and proceed to angrily bludgeon you with it until you're knocked unconscious. The foolish gent tosses the scepter over their shoulder and goes about their day, which is when I wake up and take back the scepter. Having gotten an idea from Ithasmore's coconut attack, I teleport away to Coconut Island and start up a business making coconut-based foods and drinks. Coconut milk, coconut stew, coconut cream pies; I'll make a fortune!

[Giant Chicken]

That would be the case, if it weren't for my new startup; The decoconutinator! I use a slingshot to fling myself to the island, and use the decoconutinator to... Shoot you in the face, its really just a gun. I then grab the scepter and use it to turn Coconut Island into a giant coconut, before running away!

[RayGamer99]

The two of us end up trapped inside the giant coconut, then it sinks to the bottom of the ocean! You frantically try to swim out through one of the holes in the coconut, only for a tentacle claw to grab you and drown you. Meanwhile, having left the coconut, I absorb a couple of Blue Lums for air and use my ACME Waterproof Torch to scare away the tentacle claw, letting me take the scepter. As it turns out, Rayman and Globox were sailing through here on that ship they used in Rayman 3, so they pick me up out of the water and the three of us play go fish on our way to the Summit Beyond the Clouds.

[Giant Chicken]

While you lot are sailing down the ocean blue, you notice that the waves are calm... Too calm. Suddenly, a storm breaks out, causing the ship to break apart! You get stranded on an island with nothing but a fishing rod and a shoe! Months pass, as you slowly start to lose hope in being rescued, when suddenly, you see me sailing towards the island! You frantically run up towards me, hoping to be saved, but as soon as I land I simply just shove you aside, and head for a nearby palm tree. You stare, confused as I climb up the tree and grab... The scepter! Before you could react, I jump right back on my boat and sail away, leaving you stranded!

[RayGamer99]

So, scepters just grow on trees now? Well, two can play at that game!

I search in a few other palm trees and find another scepter - not the scepter of the Leptys, but still a powerful one. I use this scepter to blow up your ship and bring the Leptys scepter to me, absorbing the other scepter’s power into it. Then I use the enhanced Leptys scepter to amplify the sound of my whistle, calling an old friend to my aid… that’s right, my good dragon Seabreather emerges from the water and devours you whole! I hop onto his back and hug him, happy to see a familiar face after all these months, then we head for Gourmand Land to get a bite to eat.

[Giant Chicken]

Thankfully I used some anti-Seabreather spray on myself before I left for my scepter! As soon as he tries biting into me, he suddenly disappears, courtesy of the spray! Traumatized at the loss of your dragon, you make a replica of Sea breather using the scepter. However, this version doesn't know you, and devours you whole instead, burping up the scepter for me to take and teleport away before I get eaten myself! I decide to go to Gourmand land as well to eat some of the giant watermelons.

[RayGamer99]

While you gorge on Gourmand Land’s huge waterme- hmm, I ought to phrase that differently. Anyways, you find a school of hungry baby piranhas that are eyeing the fruit. You swat them away and tell them to find their own food, so they do just that and eat you instead! Meanwhile, I teleport to the Infernal Kitchens with the scepter to help Edith with her cooking, wondering how I’ll get Seabreather back and if you ever realized that the scepter you had was as fake as the dragon it came from.

[Giant Chicken]

I crawl out of the waters, now realizing the real reason why its red, and decide that now of all times is a good time to start a mining operation for ice in Gourmand Land! I hire a whole bunch of workers, rewrite some laws in the Glade of Dreams to allow me to start the operation, and purchase heavy machinery using my funds from past projects, and mine a whole bunch ice! I then toss all of this ice into the Infernal Kitchens, cooling it down so much that the entire place freezes over! After making a crappy pun about freezing hell over, I quickly mine out the real scepter from it, and run off to Band Land for some nice music.

[RayGamer99]

Me, Edith, and El Stomacho head for the Fairy Council to tell them about your mining operation ruining the Infernal Kitchens and destroying Miami Ice, throwing all of Gourmand Land into utter chaos. While the council can't do anything about it because of your rewriting the laws, we rally the rest of the nymphs (except the Death Fairy, she wasn't interested) and go to shut down the "Icehasmore" operation by force. To that end, Holly Luya tells Mr Sax about the situation and gets him to take the scepter from you while you were relaxing with the monks. He takes it to her, then she gives it to me, allowing me and my crew to wreck the machinery, send the workers packing, and restore Gourmand Land back to its former glory. El Stomacho celebrates our victory by whipping up a celebratory feast for the six of us and the fairies chow down with the new hero of Gourmand Land.

[Giant Chicken]

Hey, thats totally illegal, I'll take you to court! We end up going through the legal ringer, eventually making it to the highest court in the Glade of Dreams, Polokus himself! However, unfortunately for you all, Polokus eventually sides with me, citing that everything I did was technically legal, albeit morally dubious. Because of this, you have to hand me the scepter, and I get away with everything scot free! I go make myself a margarita using some fresh Icehasmore, before going to Joe's to get some food.