Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[The Jonster]

The pizza kind!

What are glasses for and can I eat them?

[Steo]

To make your eyes worse and yes if you can digest glass.

Why is the SNES super?

[The Jonster]

Because I said was a super paperweight.

Why is it called the Nintendo64 if it's only the 3rd one?

[Steo]

Because it's the 64th name they could come up with and just went with it.

Why is it an xbox one if it's not the first one?

[The Jonster]

Because they had a memory lapse and believed this was the first xbox ever.

Why do trollers exist?

[Aaron]

Because they wanna go on the trolli bus.

Will I be able to take photos with my eyes if I swallow a camera?

[The Jonster]

Sure. Just make sure you blink your eyes so the camera will flash!

Will I gain the powers of a lum if i swallow one?

[Aaron]

Sure, just make sure you don't feel any butterflies in your stomach!

Why are exclamation marks so interesting?

[The Jonster]

Because they are so much cooler and different than question marks!

Why are they called chicken fingers if they're not really fingers?

[Aaron]

Because they look like they are.

Why is this song stuck in my head?

[The Jonster]

Because I put it in your head when you got to the LOTD!

Why are subjects necessary in life like math or science?

[Steo]

Because nobody ever needs letters in maths but you have to learn it anyway because life isn't fair.

Ever got to the final boss in a game and get full of tension thinking what if I lose after getting this far?

[The Jonster]

No, because I always win even when I lose bc i can just cheat!

What is existence?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Philosophy Dictionary.


Do Spiders get headaches?

[The Jonster]

Only if you show them fire.

How does an ice bath feel? Hot?

[R4Y_ANC3L]

Yes if it is opposite day.


Is toothpaste a vegetable?

[The Jonster]

Sure if you wish it, but it will still taste bad.

Why can’t I eat chalk like chocolate?

[Steo]

you can if you buy chalkolate.

Why is the colour red hot and blue is cold?

[The Jonster]

Because red always sets things on fire and blue freezes things.

But then why does purple do neither?

[Steo]

Because the shift key on this likes to only work when it wants.

Why don't I buy a keyboard?