Any questions on this board?

[Hunchman801]

Does it bite?

[neo]

Garden Knome? LOL

[Xenon]

It is very visious BEWARE!

[neo]

I will not underestimate your garden knome.

[Xenon]

He holds a rake as well. I guess that would be good for bashing someone over the head.

[Hunchman801]

That must be a tiny rake if a garden gnome can hold it.

[Xenon]

Whoever said the garden gnome was small?

[neo]

The Garden Knome Godess. Of course!

[Xenon]

That is someone completely different to my garden gnome, because my gnome is just a peasant who wants to serve his royal queen. Would a queen really hold a rake?

[neo]

To protect her villagers, yes.

[Hunchman801]

Garden gnomes are supposed to be small. Unless they are garden giants, which I doubt you own ^^

[neo]

Maybe they have magic that makes them bigger or stronger.

[Xenon]

They kiss a toad and they become queens.

[neo]

Maybe they become a prince instead.

[Xenon]

No, that would be unoriginal.

[Hunchman801]

And princes are not as funny as garden giants.

[Xenon]

Well, it's not a giant, it's more of an oversized gnome.

[Hunchman801]

Then can we talk about a gnome?

[Xenon]

This was a gnome, but remember, it isn't an ordinary one.

[neo]

Then it must be a weird one.