Rayman Pirate-Community

StaceyW wrote:Serves your right for being a retard. Even if you jokingly say shit like "I find my rape victims here" you were asking for it.

Phoenixan wrote:Back when I had AOL High Speed, I was actually IP banned from RZ if I used Internet Explorer. :\ Because it banned the proxy AOL uses, but I don't have AOL anymore.

You have a purpose in life, but the only way to do that is to stop being Emo.

Emo is a music fashion dumbass movement which requires followers to apply heavy eye-liner, wear overly tight jeans, dye their hair black (streaks optional!) and grow a long fringe to help warp their vision of the world. This warped fringe vision causes the wearer to insult people who are fucking depressed IRL by making a fad of feigning their own dire depression. Emo music consists of insane amounts of moaning about how great it is to wear the above mentioned eye-liner / fringe / black hair / tight jeans but how terrible it is that hawt emo girl X doesn't want to fuck you. Some emo songs deviate slightly, encouraging male listeners to "Ahhh, c'mon, FUCK A GUY!". Conclusive scientific evidence suggests that emos are more hated than black people, Jews, pig fuckers and your mom combined. All emos, without exception, belong to the Emocrat Party. They all suffer from severe narcisism, leading them to believe that they alone know what pain is, and that noone understands them. They all believe that their afliction could not be worse, that their life in their quiet suburban house house with their own television and computer in their room is the worst in the world. Emos have no ability to look around at the world around them, an ability probably hindered by their retarded hair. If they would, they'd realize that ethiopians have it much worse.

Common Emo Behavior wrote: * Crying.
* Taking self portrait pics.
* Having hair that is significantly longer in front and stupidly dyed by your mom.
* Cutting.
* Crying.
* Attending art school in hopes of being someone important.
* Wearing pants that are TOO fucking tight. (It has been known that emos have evolved to the point where they no longer need to breath or eat thus allowing them to wear tight pants easier.)
* Being almost raped over nine thousand times, but never actually having sex.
* Threatening to become an hero but usually never following through.
* Writing trite poetry about misery and gloom.
* Crying.
* Saying "GET A FUCKING LIFE" when it is statistically proven that emo kids spend 30% of their time at the mall, 20% of their time crying like bitches, and the other 50% on MySpace.
* Diagnosing themselves with Asperger's syndrome. And probably being right.
* Crying.
* Getting eating disorders and bragging about it.
* Going to concerts and not moshing. It's called a "sit pit". LOL, MOAR LIEK SHIT PIT.
* Posting at The Cave of Dragonflies.
* Ruining every user-contributer-based website ever.
* Taking themselves more seriously than Wikipedia.
* Did we mention crying?
* Srsly jstfukndoit amirite?
* Under developed body and muscle due to daily over consumption of Bawls and other assorted energy drinks, sitting down all day refreshing MySpace page, leaving bulletins describing your tragic loneliness and utter despair that your parents have placed on you.
* Never shutting the fuck up about their problems.
* Crying.
* Saying they are different from everyone else and accusing everyone of looking the same.
* Obsessing over vampire freaks to the point of becoming a "xXLifestyleXx".