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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:34 pm
by The Jonster
We can't see his body, only his cape and eyes!
Why doesn't Razorbeard have razor-sharp claws?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:38 pm
by Steo
Because Michel Ancel was shaving one morning and just thought "Razorbeard, that's the villains name"
Why has Murfy got an attitude in Rayman 3?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:39 pm
by The Jonster
Because he was supposed to have a girlfriend and she broke up with him!
Where is Ly these days?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:45 pm
by Steo
The Jonster wrote:Because he was supposed to have a girlfriend and she broke up with him!
Oh yeah, the girl with great big.... eyes.
The Jonster wrote:Where is Ly these days?
Working in Aldi I guess
Why does Globox love plum juice if he's allergic to it?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:46 pm
by The Jonster
Because his brain loves it, his body doesn't!
Why are Globox's kids not fat like he is?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:51 pm
by Steo
The Jonster wrote:Because his brain loves it, his body doesn't!
Ah so me and beer then
Why are Globox's kids not fat like he is?
Because he didn't leave enough food for them and ate it all himself
Why can't Globox rain dance anymore in Rayman 3?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:55 pm
by The Jonster
Because he forgot how to and can only rain plum juice!
Maybe i should have said somthing other than fat, but the Wiki admit he's fat!
Why does Andre love plum juice?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 2:59 pm
by Steo
He's not fat, he's just big boned
Because it seems to make them drunk or something I dunno
Why do the knaaren want you to write bad checks?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2018 3:07 pm
by The Jonster
Ooh I like that idea better!
Because they don't know how to countmoney I guess.
I wonder how Gonzo flies from the sky?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:13 pm
by Aaron
He doesn't, he falls with style!
Why is Globox so scared of Robo-Pirates and Hoodlums?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:37 pm
by The Jonster
Because he hasn’t drank plum juice.
Which would Globox like better, but plum juice or strawberry juice?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:47 pm
by Aaron
I don't know.
Why do Hoodblasters look like scarecrows?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:11 pm
by The Jonster
Because they're cute.
Why do I hate Hoodflyers?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:13 pm
by Aaron
Because they're annoying.
Why are the Lavomatrix twins so annoying?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:38 pm
by The Jonster
Because they're washing machines.
Why does Globox want Andre back?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:31 pm
by Aaron
Because he misses him for some reason
How is Ly so fast?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:34 pm
by The Jonster
Because she's a Phyrr..whatever that is.
What's a Betilla?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:33 pm
by Aaron
A nymph in RO and a fairy in R1.
Why is it called "The Walk of Life" when you run?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 5:36 pm
by The Jonster
We could ask the same thing about Walk of power.
Why don't you power walk in the walk of power?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer (Rayman style!)
Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2018 11:03 pm
by Aaron
I don't know.
Can I use my Laser-Washing Powder to wash my lasers?