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I'd love to stay and chat, but my cat needs my attention now!

I have to go rave... with rabbits...

I have to go get the post myself, because my post company won't bring it.

Oh this seems fun hehe. I have to go leave my keys in the door.

I have to go pretend to attempt to deliver a package, and then not redeliver it the next day.

I have to go to some tour bus with Japanese idols inside!

I have to go water the dog and walk the flowers.

I have to go steal all of the Christmas joy!

Steo wrote: Thu Dec 04, 2025 7:45 pm I have to go pretend to attempt to deliver a package, and then not redeliver it the next day.

Turned out it was oversized and they just felt like not telling us that for some reason. We collected it ourselves before we even got a letter to tell us.

I have to go use an old monitor instead of my OLED.

Steo wrote: Thu Dec 11, 2025 10:10 am

Steo wrote: Thu Dec 04, 2025 7:45 pm I have to go pretend to attempt to deliver a package, and then not redeliver it the next day.

Turned out it was oversized and they just felt like not telling us that for some reason. We collected it ourselves before we even got a letter to tell us.

We had kind of the opposite of that recently: instead of handing us the oversized package or telling us to come pick it up somewhere ourselves, they forcibly pushed it into the letterbox, and it was such a tight fit that it took us two people and five minutes to successfully remove it from the box!


I have to go shove an entire blanket inside a postbox

Mortamon Saturn wrote: Thu Dec 11, 2025 11:32 am We had kind of the opposite of that recently: instead of handing us the oversized package or telling us to come pick it up somewhere ourselves, they forcibly pushed it into the letterbox, and it was such a tight fit that it took us two people and five minutes to successfully remove it from the box!


I have to go shove an entire blanket inside a postbox

This is so stupid. I've had it happen a few times, but sometimes the likes of Amazon would just leave the package sticking out of the post box. Anyone walking by could just pick it up. Same goes for leaving them at the doorstep and walking away in a hurry. That's definitely not a good idea, especially around Christmas.


I have to go walk around with a mop after 5 pissing machines (dogs).

I have to go rescue Rayman from Bowser because he tried going after Peach (he was hungry for that cake she made)...

I have to go listen to the Rayman Advance soundtrack at high volume.

I still had no idea what to say but, at least i have found that i did myself.

I have to go somewhere in the Longest Shortcut.

At least The Longest Shortcut is the level from Rayman 3 too.

I have to go clean my toys and stuff my bathroom.

I have to go to my 10-hour doomscrolling session!

I have to go away from the Internet for a good while.

Mortamon Saturn wrote: Thu Feb 05, 2026 7:21 pm I have to go away from the Internet for a good while.

Saturn has internet???? WOW!!!!

I have to go travel to Saturn then!

I have to go clean my potato and butter my socks.

I have to go replace all the music with kazoo noises.