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Whoops, < forgot to insert "<" and variations thereof in <'s previous post. No fucks have been given in the process, ladies and gentlemen.

Dark Lum Lord wrote:I try my best to pull every down into the dirt with me, love.

That's your excuse for a whole week without a threesome?

Dark Lum Lord wrote:Good news everyone! I'm too fucking lazy to get off this chair and therefore my entire life will be wasted on the computer, at least whenever I have free time.

What if the computer dies?

^^ is clearly a Master at ^^'s occupation.
< is still a bit edgy after <'s laptop has been through such an escapade, ^.

Keane wrote:That's your excuse for a whole week without a threesome?

Oh, don't be silly! I had a threesome just earlier today with my friends fuck buddies friends.

Keane wrote: What if the computer dies?

Master wrote:^^ is clearly a Master at ^^'s occupation.

Um, who told you that you had the right to speak to royalty like me, peasant?

^ won't mind losing ^'s tings then?
< jests, < wouldn't abuse <'s power.

^ had created a very fine hard point. < is the true peasant.

Nah, ^ is <'s good fellow member, < is glad to see ^ on the board.

Dark Lum Lord wrote:

Keane wrote:That's your excuse for a whole week without a threesome?

Oh, don't be silly! I had a threesome just earlier today with my friends fuck buddies friends.

I'm talking about a threesome with me.

And Owen Wilson.

< wants to wait 300 years before going to the hospital again.

< remember the time < tried to put <'s foot into the sink by standing on the toilet seat, slipped, and ended up with <'s first bruise.

Keane wrote:

Dark Lum Lord wrote:

Keane wrote:That's your excuse for a whole week without a threesome?

Oh, don't be silly! I had a threesome just earlier today with my friends fuck buddies friends.

I'm talking about a threesome with me.

And Owen Wilson.

That could be arranged if you'd like it to be, but first you must fist a pink ring and find the statue hidden somewhere by it.

<'s first injury was getting clawed by a cat on both arms and bleeding to death.

Blimey, < thinks that is kind of brutal.

That cat was brutal but it was <'s first cat and < didn't know how to hold her and < was holding her wrong. Poor thing died in our pool a year later.
Now < got a ragdoll breed of cat, which cost over $900 but its the sweetest cat ever. They go limp when you pick them up and always want to play. <'s cat is 5 years old now and still acts like a kitten.

D'aww, < is sorry to hear that, but < is glad ^ found a pet to love.

<'s dawg is six years old and lazier than <.

< concurs with ^

< has had several tragedies regarding cat deaths, all in the span of three years. A dead cat every year.
< now has three cats ranging from ages 1 - 4. It's like I have children.

< doesn't own any pets, but < has been fascinated by cats.

< is more or less the offspring of a cat and a dog as < has the qualities that both creatures do.

< might get a Pomeranian dog when parents have the money. <'s cat is a bit scared of dogs because she has no idea what they are. <'s cat lived with more cats and cockatoos.