Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Steo]

Being me

What is fecktacular?

[The Jonster]

My glasses.

What is a mashed potato scoop?

[Steo]

When you melt the scoop into the potatoes.

If elements heat water, does the element of surprise boil water for tea?

[The Jonster]

No that formula is different, you must use the element of existence

Can i get some existence tea?

[Steo]

Yeah just look at the teensies thread

Can I get some existence up in here?

[The Jonster]

Yeah just ask the Bog of Murk for some existence.

What existence is this?!?!!

[Steo]

The symbolic gestures of shocks and questions.

If a feck exists in the woods but no one is there does it still exist?

[The Jonster]

Yes but feck existence woods!

Feckfeckfeckfeckfeckfeckfeckfeck

How many times did I say f___?

[Steo]

Feckteen.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck fecks?

[The Jonster]

asnvarngoaiermidpzobmaidspfmdfiobndsbnpsndi!!

What did I just post up above?

[Steo]

Japanese.

What if the speed of sound was faster than the speed of light?

[The Jonster]

Than the speed of sound would be slower than me!

What does the following phrase mean to you: Existence is futile.

[Steo]

Existence is pointless. I don't really feel like that I just used it when E wasn't in hangman

If I can't complete a game and I get angry does the game exist?

[The Jonster]

No you don't exist because the game beat you!

If i throw something at the wall and it disappears does that mean I win?

[Steo]

Yeah and your prize is to buy a new wall

If I act stupid does that mean I am stupid?

[The Jonster]

No it means you are a feck.

Am i doomed to esxistence?

[Steo]

Yes because that's not a word

Are you doomed to existence?

[The Jonster]

Yes because that's also not a word, the correct answer is existancel.

How do you translate to hiragana?

[Aaron]

You translate to hiragana by going to Google Translate and select the language "japanese". Yeah, japanese because hiragana is japanese in disguise!

Is "existentialism" a letter?

[The Jonster]

Sure it's the letter 1.

Can phones have a life?