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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:32 am
by The Jonster
No the other face is a butt.
What are contacts?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:50 am
by Steo
People you can call but I don't see how that helps you see any better.
If I like something does that mean I'm right end everyone else has to like it too?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:52 am
by The Jonster
Buddy make sure to check for spelling otherwise people will just think you’re an eejit!
What is the word I’m thinking of: tidio
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:55 am
by Steo
The Jonster wrote:Buddy make sure to check for spelling otherwise people will just think you’re an eejit!
Oh no! I'm going to need a new keyboard within 12 days
I'm getting cold feet
I dunno... video?
What's cold feet
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:57 am
by The Jonster
A strange phenomenon where your head becomes hotter than the rest of your body, especially your feet.
B for brij.
I know I sound like an eejit right?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:02 am
by Steo
Brijit.
If someone punches your lights out, do you just have to buy new light bulbs?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:14 am
by The Jonster
No just light up the old ones with brains.
What’s the radio playing today in my county?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 1:17 am
by Steo
Bad music and lots of talking crap I guess
Ever seen anything good on the radio?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:37 pm
by The Jonster
Nah, most everything I hear on the radio these days is absolute trash. I prefer just listening on Pandora/iTunes.
What’s the next letter?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:48 pm
by Steo
Hopefully my Jaguar controller.
What's after 12 on a clock?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:49 pm
by The Jonster
Why, tea time of course!
Anybody want some biscuits to go with their tea?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:48 pm
by Steo
Yeah I have some wooow!
Is horseradish an instrument?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:49 pm
by The Jonster
Yeah but make sure Sandy doesn't beat you up.
Can I kick Sandy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:51 pm
by Birds858
"Insert Spongebob scene when Patrick kick Sandy".
How to reduce a signature image ?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 3:36 pm
by Steo
I use resizeimage.net and just make it like a 50% resize. Finland.
If the Ballas roll up, do you throw shoes at 'em?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 4:15 pm
by The Jonster
Um....yes?
How do you fly?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 5:36 pm
by Steo
Press x
How do you stop flying?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:33 pm
by The Jonster
Press y.
How do I get internet?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:38 pm
by R4Y_ANC3L
Ask a spider and he'll give you InterNET.
Does water sweat?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!
Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2018 7:42 pm
by The Jonster
Yes just make sure you the following symbols: H, 2, and O.
Who is the president?