Corrupt a wish!

[Master]

You don't, now everything references you.

I wish for a reference.

[Shrooblord]

They are now Zombie Zeppelin due to being dead.

Ded Zeppelin?


You get referenced in your eulogy.

I wish for a funeral where people smile instead of cry.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; an anonymous individual shows up to the funeral dressed up as the Grim Reaper but says nothing, causing an orgy of pleasant laughter.

I wish you'd get in my bed.

Ded Zeppelin

Don't.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

Granted. I'm kneeling over you while you're half alseep, and I'm whispering "7 days..."

I wish for a private concert from Metallica!

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; you go deaf.

I wish winter break would start tomorrow.

[Bradandez]

Winter comes forever now.

I wish for some Hot Chocolate.

[Ray502]

You drink it, but it turns into milk.

I wish I got a Rayman action figure right now.

[Master]

So you do, but it can't defy the laws of physics, so it's a choking hazard.

I wish there was a Mecha Ray.

[Shrooblord]

There is, and even better, it's an action figure! ... but it's a different type of ... 'action' ... 'figure'

I wish there were a Mecha Barabaraabababrarbababa.

[Bradandez]

What in the fuck is a Barabaraabababrarbababa?

I wish for a Mecha Grand Minimus.

[Master]

You get it, but it's for display only, and is sealed in airtight container.

I wish to have a TARDIS.

[MisterDark'sFanClub]

The Doctor has authorized you only one trip, and it brings you back to the moment the meteor struck the dinosaurs.

I wish I could beat a Weeping Angel in a staring contest.

[Ray502]

After 5 seconds, you decided just to give up.

I wish I had a Convertible.

[Master]

You now have a convertible cat, it transforms into a dog.

I wish I had toothpaste.

[Ray502]

It turns into water and goes down the drain with no toothpaste left.

I wish I had a drink of pink lemonade.

[Shrooblord]

What in the fuck is a Barabaraabababrarbababa?

It's yellow and warm... and not lemonade.

I wish I didn't drink it.

[jurebj]

You're in a desert. Dying, because you have no water.

I wish to have everything.

[Dark Lum Lord]

Wish granted; you wished to have everything, therefore you have death as well. Happy rotting.

I wish I wouldn't be so tired.

[Skaarj]

granted,but that means that you will never sleep once again
i wish i had my own shambler(which is the hardest enemy from quake 1)

[Master]

You do, but being in another dimension is too much for it to take, and it promptly implodes.

I wish I had a Masters.