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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 6:14 pm
by Master
You don't, now everything references you.
I wish for a reference.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 7:58 pm
by Shrooblord
MisterDark'sFanClub wrote:They are now Zombie Zeppelin due to being dead.
Ded Zeppelin?
You get referenced in your eulogy.
I wish for a funeral where people smile instead of cry.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Tue Dec 10, 2013 10:47 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; an anonymous individual shows up to the funeral dressed up as the Grim Reaper but says nothing, causing an orgy of pleasant laughter.
I wish you'd get in my bed.
Shrooblord wrote:Ded Zeppelin
Don't.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 3:47 am
by MisterDark'sFanClub
Granted. I'm kneeling over you while you're half alseep, and I'm whispering "7 days..."
I wish for a private concert from Metallica!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:43 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; you go deaf.
I wish winter break would start tomorrow.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 6:26 am
by Bradandez
Winter comes forever now.
I wish for some Hot Chocolate.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 2:33 pm
by Ray502
You drink it, but it turns into milk.
I wish I got a Rayman action figure right now.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 5:20 pm
by Master
So you do, but it can't defy the laws of physics, so it's a choking hazard.
I wish there was a Mecha Ray.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 12:12 am
by Shrooblord
There is, and even better, it's an action figure! ... but it's a different type of ... 'action' ... 'figure'
I wish there were a Mecha Barabaraabababrarbababa.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 7:23 am
by Bradandez
What in the fuck is a Barabaraabababrarbababa?
I wish for a Mecha Grand Minimus.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:08 am
by Master
You get it, but it's for display only, and is sealed in airtight container.
I wish to have a TARDIS.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:13 pm
by MisterDark'sFanClub
The Doctor has authorized you only one trip, and it brings you back to the moment the meteor struck the dinosaurs.
I wish I could beat a Weeping Angel in a staring contest.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:41 pm
by Ray502
After 5 seconds, you decided just to give up.
I wish I had a Convertible.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 3:58 pm
by Master
You now have a convertible cat, it transforms into a dog.
I wish I had toothpaste.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 4:02 pm
by Ray502
It turns into water and goes down the drain with no toothpaste left.
I wish I had a drink of pink lemonade.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 6:02 pm
by Shrooblord
Bradandez wrote:What in the fuck is a Barabaraabababrarbababa?
It's yellow and warm... and not lemonade.
I wish I didn't drink it.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:20 pm
by jurebj
You're in a desert. Dying, because you have no water.
I wish to have everything.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:38 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; you wished to have everything, therefore you have death as well. Happy rotting.
I wish I wouldn't be so tired.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:42 pm
by Skaarj
granted,but that means that you will never sleep once again
i wish i had my own shambler(which is the hardest enemy from quake 1)
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:54 pm
by Master
You do, but being in another dimension is too much for it to take, and it promptly implodes.
I wish I had a Masters.