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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:55 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish (not) granted; be specfic or the genie will screw you.
I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 8:59 pm
by Master
And so you are transported to LA...sewers.
I wish you met the TMNT.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:09 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
They attacked me, mistaking me for an enemy.
I wish for pizza.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:27 pm
by MisterDark'sFanClub
Granted. It's a Kristy Krab pizza and you have no drink.
I wish I had the Magician's awesome hair.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:31 pm
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; it catches on fire.
I wish for a soda.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 1:05 am
by technology4617
Wish granted. It's sparkling water.
I wish for a good next-gen console.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:05 am
by OCG
You got a handheld instead of console but hey it's next gen
I wish for third eye with special powers.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:17 am
by SegaNintendoUbisoft
The third eye's ability to see through people's clothes, you won't be able to control this power however. Good luck.
I wish for my dog to do my homework.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:45 am
by Bradandez
Shrooblord wrote:Bradandez wrote:What in the fuck is a Barabaraabababrarbababa?
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That's Barbara. You specifically wished for a Barabaraabababrarbababa.
He's smarter than you is gets a scholarship for college.
I wish for a Christmas miracle.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:02 am
by SegaNintendoUbisoft
He's smarter than you is gets a scholarship for college
She.
The Christmas miracle is so awesome, you can't take life anymore.
I wish for a talking monkey.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:25 am
by Bradandez
The monkey and your dog become best friends and take over the world.
I wish for snow!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:01 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; all of the snow accumulates on your roof, causing your house to collapse and thus killing you.
I wish tomorrow would be a snow day.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:09 am
by Bradandez
Sure. You skin is allergic to the snow weather now. Have fun!
I wish for some Hot chocolate.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:24 am
by Dark Lum Lord
So hot it melts your throat.
I wanna rock and roll all night.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:35 am
by Bradandez
You are now a rock and rolling forever.
I wish for some X-Mas tree ornaments.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:36 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; they're far too heavy and cause the tree to crash to the ground with a thud.
I want to marry my laptop.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:52 am
by Bradandez
Too bad. America has some grudges against Computer-sexual relationships.
I wish for a wire for my tablet.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:58 am
by Dark Lum Lord
You receive it but not long after you accidentally drop your tablet off a cliff.
I just want someone to say to me, oh oh oh oh, I'll always be there when you wake.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:02 am
by Bradandez
The fuck are you doing in my bed?!
I wish for some candy canes.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:10 am
by Dark Lum Lord
Wish granted; I hope you enjoy those minty penises, 'cause I sure didn't.
I want to know everything.