The wishing and granting game

[Serza5]

Wish granted but it does itself very badly

I wish Hamish was in all my classes so he can do all the presentations for me

[Acarr]

Wish granted, but he now hates you

I wish for a pogo-stick.

[Serza5]

Wish granted but Hamish is jealous of you and kills you

I wish he had your pogo-stick

[MLII]

Wish granted, but he falls off.

I wish I knew who Hamish was.

EDIT: Is Hamish your boyfriend?

[Serza5]

Wish granted, he's the guy I fancy :3

I wish schools had pogo-sticks

[Acarr]

Wish granted, but you have to use it to get to all your classes.

I wish for banana and orange juice :3

[Serza5]

Wish granted but it doesn't taste very nice

I wish for Hsimah

[MLII]

Wish granted, but it's his evil twin.

I wish I knew why Scouting for Girls makes a Rayman referance in I Wish I Was James Bond.

[Serza5]

Wish denied, I confused.com

I wish I owned that site.

[MLII]

Wish granted but you get complaints.

I wish I owned Compare the Meerkat.com

(EDIT:In case you're wondering, they say, "Hello Mr. Bons, I've been expecting you, my Teensie in your hand, and the eyebrow that you move.")

[Serza5]

Wish denied, I own it.

I wish I had a meerkat.

[MLII]

Wish granted, but it spends most of its time on Compare the Meerkat.com

I wish I was Hello Kitty.

[Serza5]

Wish granted but Ubisoft owns you.

I wish for Pi

[MLII]

Wish granted, you get pie in your face.

I wish I was James Bond..

[Serza5]

Wish granted but Ubisoft still owns you

I wish Nintendo owns me

[MLII]

Wish granted, you are now a Chao.

I wish I could draw certain things.

[stan423321]

Wish granted, you COULD. Now you can't.

I wish for blast!

[neo]

granted you asplode.

I wish for PIE

[Acarr]

Wish granted but you get pi.

I wish for a magical flying hippy.

[Serza5]

Wish granted but he flys away from you because you ave no tacos

I wish I had a taco